Monkeys Fist

He said fountain, not seat.

FTM’d YP

That looks like it stops milliseconds before he spews it straight back up

What did I miss?

I love a good bemusement park

He only went back a second time because he left his fucking kid there, again.

This is the start of the zombie takeover.…

Ayatollah likened him to Rocky Dennis, which is 100% on the button

#vanlife #field #rivers

Guaranteed the only time this lad’s been inside a vagina was at birth.

His dad looks like he’s eaten Bruce.

Kinky bitch.

CT’s gaff will be smelling like the Bigg Mkt pissers.

Fuck off scouse mackem cunts

Ffs.

Get fucked Gordon

I hope Eddie just said, “ I’m here tonight, aren’t I?”

Too easy. Must try harder

Boo! They spoil all our fun

The SOL should apply this to seat shitters, too

I fully agree re. the view, but Mick the landlord was very vocal in pointing out that, as an objection, that wouldn’t hold much water. ( It would also wreck the view from The Tyne, most of Ouseburn, and looking east from the city, but that’s by the by). Where I think this battle was won was in the strength of objection to a whole host of the other terrible features of the plan- increased traffic, poor parking, utterly at odds with surrounding architecture et etc. I makes me very happy that a social media campaign actually worked here, concentrating the anger of everyone (rightly) outraged over the loss of the view in to a very robust argument against the plans that actually worked. ( This possibly sounds like I’m having a dig at you Tom, I’m absolutely not, the view should be made untouchable).

Anyone who thinks capital punishment works should be strung up.