Monkeys Fist

How does having 50 garden tables stop the dog dropping its dinner next door?

I’ve done the next best thing until someone can be bothered

Do you live in a “low-to-mid-range”garden seating showroom?

Not quite on the level of Bridget/Tits McGee, but hey Ho.

My back garden today. Looks like I’ll be buying some new fence posts then…

That’s just CT before he went bald.

Or, I’ll just let @strawb sort it.

The middle aged version is known as “lying down” I believe

Good question I’ve just had a (brief) attempt and can I fuck find it, on mobile. I’ll submit a request to the relevant sub-committee who will vote on whether to send the question to the regional politburo, and get back to you in 6 years.

FYP

French trim?

When they put the kid down for a nap, turn on the musical mobile above it’s cot and you’re like… … that’s when.

Aye, I bet people hear him crunching along from miles away.

Wednesday.

Does JawD still do that charity coat collection? We should see if he can sort one out for Billy. #onecoatmillionaire #getawash #heronfoods

Absolute whopper.

Read that only about 5% of the worlds cheese uses animal rennet, this article goes in to a bit more detail, and mentions some that still do- e.g. Parmesan, Roquefort, Brie de Meaux

But a pound of that is half a pound of holes! Rip-off Britain

Fair enough mate … … sitter, obvs.

I have never understood the appeal of McDonalds. Even amongst other fast food burger joints, it’s burgers are fucking rank. And if you’re in Newcastle, there’s so many places to get a proper, decent burger now that you’re spoilt for choice.

He looks like what you’d get if you went in to any one of the 37 Turkish Barbers in Forest Hall, with a picture of Scott Parker and said, “ I want that , Stavros “