Monkeys Fist

Half the board reading this…

Fixed

Since they will no longer be communicating with the plebs, and I’m now their bitch, they’ve told me to tell you to watch your whore mouth.

It’s just pictures of seagulls.

r/wehaterenton.

The cheek of it, old posters coming on here.…

Aye, look after yourself Ant- nowt more important than your own well-being, so take some time to relax. Thanks too, for looking after and running this place for so long- the Shed is a bit echoey without it. Hats off to the new Triumvirate of Overlords too, beware the Ring (piece) of Power though for it corrupts all men, especially you Andrew since you live in Hobbiton. It was fun invading NO for a day or two, but it’s nice to be home.

Fists or funstick?

She’ll be lucky to make it to the end of the path, never mind the slopes

That’s a 30 pack, the fucking midget.

Beard, tats, man-bun. The trifecta of twatiness.

Roy Wood wrote a song for the New Seekers to use in Eurovision, but they fucked it off. @Meenzer will no doubt confirm this.

Don’t be sad, though.

Ffs lads , it’s @PaddockLad, he was there today wasn’t he?

Their national side.

As if Bruce could manage a lap of the pitch.

I wouldn’t be basing any investment strategies on advice from Nandor the Relentless.

Reports coming in of a drunken fan with a weird Borders/South West accent running in to Leeds fans pubs and demanding photos with them, claiming to be the former manger of Thailand.

Did her surgeon deliver a caesarean sprog through her hip, or did she just shit herself lying in her left side?

Kerry Katona was at the game too.

It’s Kerry Katona. Potential totally wasted.

I hope you replied…

Give him crispy tofu.

He was complimenting Gloom’s chunky member earlier