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  1. Monkeys Fist
    BBC licence fee to be frozen at £159 for two years, government confirms https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-60027436 The fucking brass neck on these cunts, mind… The closest Dorries has been to any kind of culture is when she takes her knickers off.
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    Aye, common law cunt punt is required.
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    I’d come in to work, stone faced, until they sacked this bollocks name and just called it a day off.
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    6ft or 8ft? Filthy hobbitses!
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    Much better- if you zoom in, Fish, you can see the needles on the beach.
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    It’s a community one- three snouts and a litre of White Lightning gets it for an evening.
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    Not even on a pc- he’ll just have a mirror in his nest- “ “Hi Bill!” “Hi Willy, looking good man!”
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    What an absolute whopper. These fucking idiots think “Common Law” means something entirely different to what it actually is- i.e. the laws introduced by judges ruling in court, as opposed to Statutory Law which is introduced by Parliamentary rulings. Objects to being called Anti Vax- how about Cunt, is that more suitable?
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    Btw Luke, Shearer wasn’t joking.
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    “ The roast of Luke Edwards”
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    Picturing the scenes 3 years from now as Ratboy walks down the tunnel at Gateshead Stadium ( which the Mackems are groundsharing), to face his former club, wearing a hazmat suit as he knows what they’re like.
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    Just noticed @Dr Gloom’s new profile pic
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    Space Invader?
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    Gies a sook on yer bawbag, ya bawbag!
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    Doesn’t miss a trick, Billy-Boy, does he? 😂😂😂 In other news, the sun rises, the sun sets.
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    Did someone tell you all this when you woke up later?
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    Imagine still being such a little bitch at 37 that you do your Dad’s dirty work for him, because he’s too lazy to do it himself.
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    “ Quuck Kitman, there’s a Volcano gone off! “
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    If only.
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    Hon hon hon!
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    Avec le Pop bleu?
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    I mean, I can send you a dick pic if the feet aren’t doing it for you?
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    Best jeans …IN THE WORLD! (also, get fucked ).
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    Its hilarious that, of all the things going pear-shaped at the club, this is the one you’ve picked to get your back up. I hope that when we sign Botman his medical takes a week, just to see your head explode 🤯
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