Monkeys Fist

Just looked her up as I genuinely didn’t have a scooby as to who she is… … fuck me, she likes her dinners since retiring

Have you nicked John Carver’s secret game-plan notes?

If she rolled her sleeves up a bit you’d think she’d just walked off set on Miami Vice. Someone please add her to the CT as Crockett pics, ta. 👍

Fucking hell

It amazes me how many outwardly normal people hang on this idiot’s every word- my former business partner thought the bloke was some kind of wise life guru and I was like, ” Mate, he’s a fucking comedian who’s been punched more times than is probably safe”

They’re fucked, aren’t they

Aye, good luck tracking that one

He wants to be glad he didn’t sign for Arsenal a few years back.

They’d just need to turn the heating up, Mr. Right Guard would apparently boil to death.

Frank Zappa played a drug lord in an episode, (which is weird given his views on drugs), and it’s as bad as you’d expect.

The only bloke in the world to wear a hole in the top of a Panama

It came out in 1984 I think. I was in full Rocker mode then, aged 16- black leather bike jacket, bullet belt, ripped jeans and Van Halen T-shirt Proper knicker-wetter.

CT definitely bought a white jacket from the Man About Town range at Burtons and wore it with the sleeves shoved up, with a pair of Geordie Jeans chinos and some espadrilles from Timpsons on his trotters. “ Oh yeah, I sold a lovely chesterfield to Andy Taylor’s auntie, you know him out of Duran Duran. Anyway, can I get you a Hooch or Malibu and pineapple pet?”

How many beatings would it take before he stops calling the guards “Butler”.

Sofacking small it’s not there?

By “The Queen” you mean “us”, aye?

Which one though?

FYP, ya cant.

God knows what people made of the last few years thread titles

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.northantstelegraph.co.uk/news/people/men-accused-of-tattooing-word-nonce-on-sleeping-victims-head-in-north-northants-village-to-appear-in-court-3520601%3Famp%26fbclid%3DIwAR0v-GJs1IOaa111CN9Yyin6EXcOTOxIOCKxJ9aNV89pI4XzrmzbSSyOiMw

And the minced ginger.

Please let it be called Hung.