Monkeys Fist

Him, Joelinton, Lascelles, the other black lads- birds of a feather eh?

36months x £30 + £0 win bonus isn’t worth dodging the hurled bottles of piss for.

Shaddap you face.

P&O boss has admitted to MP’s that he chose not notify unions about the 800+ sackings. Linky Good old Brexit, keeping our jobs safe from the dorty forriners, eh?

It would be ungentlemanly behaviour to confirm or deny this… … however, the opposite to the Barnsley BJ is the Canine Car Window, so named as it takes place during doggy style humpage, the resultant postern blast travelling up the belly and chest to hit the face, resulting in…

They probably know that if they restrict him to straight reporting, he’s so fucking dull that no one will bother with him. This way they get the clicks.

Keto farts

Wasn’t he covering a game in Russia ( I think), when he seemed to have a total meltdown a while back ?

So, was Graeme much of a one for foreplay, or did he just barge in and plant his flag in your centre circle?

Just noticed Gemmill on the right there, struggling to control his Sourness boner and waiting for the right moment to mention Owen’s terrible xG stats.

“ Didn’t have any gold watches, found this in the store cupboard/ boardroom… Happy Retirement Titus!”

The Portugals

Called Peggy.

Not like them to deny reality when it punches them in the face.

Well, I have now.

HMS Calzone, given their history of folding.

Fucks sake- Mrs Fist has tested positive, having no doubt picked it up from some mackem skank at work. I’m supposed to be meeting with a parole officer tomorrow re. my brother’s killer, and I’ll be perturbed if it gets cancelled. Perturbed, I tell you!

Rich Energy, the worlds first energy drink made from household electrical goods. #crediblewitness #heronfoods #fightlikealass #business

How are the Guineas, btw?

Sorry to hear about your old man’s troubles Fish, glad they’re being sorted. If you want to cheer him up you could buy him a Stetson and toy guns and start calling him Tex Fitz 👍

Evan Neumann: US Capitol riot suspect gets asylum in Belarus https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-60843262 ” After worrying the Ukrainian authorities were watching him, Mr Neumann says he crossed the border into Belarus on foot in August.” “He added that he has plans "to move my family here," but noted that the decision would ultimately be up to his wife” This bloke is in for a huge wake-up call in the near future…