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That’s like saying to a starving man ” Hey, it’s ok, I’ve got food. You can have some” Then eating it all, shitting it out in to a bowl and saying “Tuck in”
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The Entirely Reasonable Potential Transfers Thread
Monkeys Fist replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in Newcastle Forum
Edwards will be choking on his wine and chicken- that’s 4/5ths odour transfer kitty! -
Aside from what he brings to the side, his signing may help persuade a few more top quality players to join us this window, if they were wavering over the relegation issue?
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I know it’s from 2019, but that lass Ayatollah recommended , Rosalie Cunningham, has been getting lots of plays from me.
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“ We feel as new owners that a fresh start is needed- we’d like to thank Wayne and his team for their great efforts, but we feel a more experienced head coach is what we need at this point.”
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“ Dad, are you suuure I’m a polar bear?”
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The problem with that though, as we know all too well, is that Mike Ashley’s money doesn’t get spent.
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The post was certainly textbook Gloom
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The Entirely Reasonable Potential Transfers Thread
Monkeys Fist replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in Newcastle Forum
Also, Shiraz. The answer for Ken is always Shiraz ( if you hit the emoticon button then scroll all the down, Ken, you’ll find the old TT ones there. ) -
1. Go outside. 2. If it’s a bit nippy, go back inside. 3. Switch whatever you want on. 4. Use the time saved to watch Adam Pearson’s latest video.
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I don’t like his face.
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Can I carry your bag Sir? ” Naah, let ah waalk!”
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( yes, I know it’s not Blair in the pic, but lick iz).
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Did you only see 12 triangles, like? 😉
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Good post.
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I can see 13 triangles, the answer is 9, and the first word I saw on the grid was “gussets”. Am I a genious?
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Banging and Head were definitely factors in his return, but neither were his.
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My pig’s tit fingers accidentally sent me back to the first page of this thread- Renty Babe nailing it 5 or 6 posts in.
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Wykiki turning up in full Theoden gear for the next meet.
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Because they understand that using “guy” will result in a swift kick in the minge
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Really? Let’s have it, Bacon dodger! ( I’m also teasing btw— mean, I just want to talk about my beloved club…)
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I actually know this lad- Yitzhak Bernstein, played for Sacred Heart u13s. Poor kid got loads of stick at school ‘cos his Dad was Welsh.
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