Monkeys Fist

CT definitely bought a white jacket from the Man About Town range at Burtons and wore it with the sleeves shoved up, with a pair of Geordie Jeans chinos and some espadrilles from Timpsons on his trotters. “ Oh yeah, I sold a lovely chesterfield to Andy Taylor’s auntie, you know him out of Duran Duran. Anyway, can I get you a Hooch or Malibu and pineapple pet?”

How many beatings would it take before he stops calling the guards “Butler”.

Sofacking small it’s not there?

By “The Queen” you mean “us”, aye?

Which one though?

FYP, ya cant.

God knows what people made of the last few years thread titles

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And the minced ginger.

Please let it be called Hung.

Parp James Joyce would be at you like a dog eating chips.

Bit windy today, isn’t it?

He’s just ruffling nonce feathers.

You sure about that?

Ronnie Spector, 78. Broon bread. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-59975272 Ronnie Spectre, more like… za za.

Not even our player for 24hrs yet and he’s been caught sending dick pics … Hes even trimmed the bush so it looks bigger.

Is thit the bidge?

We’ll give him 15 with add-ons

Thus and thit.

Twice in 24hrs now.

Hon hon hon

And I …