Monkeys Fist

Or supports paedophiles…

Yeah, imagine the kind of scum that spits on their own manager, eh? They truly are the gift that keeps on giving.

If I were in charge at our place, I’d wait it out until November, then spend £5 Million on the most ridiculously lavish and over produced “Welcome to the club Dan” video and press presentations, just to say to Brighton and anyone else thinking of inflating their demands, ” We can afford it, but FUCK YOU!”

Terry Hibbitt going sockless there on the right, the fucking hipster.

Attenborough has a one-off special airing next Friday 15th on BBC. They’ve spent the last three years at a fossil site called Tanis in North Dakota which provides evidence of the day the meteor struck. Article here. I absolutely love shit like this- they’ve found a leg, amongst other things, which is virtually intact ( muscle, skin, etc) that they think was torn off when the river surge/tsunami hit.

Too Low For Zero (Interest). Also, I can’t believe I didn’t hit this first… The Captain And The Kid.

Tiny Sand Dancer

Poor bloke looks like he needs to empty his colostomy bag.

I hope he does a special version of this for them… ” On a river … where …they … *quick breath …used to build the boats“ They’d flood the place with manky jizz.

Dropped off a fuck load of shopping ( mostly Jack Daniel’s 😂) at a place in Tranwell Woods earlier. Fuck me, it makes Darras Hall look like the Garths in Killy.

Other physical identifiers- when they screech “ 6 in a rower, marra!” and hold up one hand.

If he hailed from wearside, all three could be the same person.

I wouldn’t worry mate- no fucker will even mention it by next season. 🙏 🙏

Are you saying you don’t like him ?

Everything you need to know about him, in seven words.

I reckon the Saudis should buy sunderland … … not just the club, the whole place. Then level it and build our new trophy warehouse.

If my best man took me to the SoS on my stag do I’d shag his Mrs. then his Mam.

Is he driving over, the drunken shithouse?

That’s almost Viz Top Tip material.

I was going to make a joke about her badly packed Mexican kebab, but poorly-constructed burrito jokes get a bad wrap.

I think they’ve probably seen a few clips that have been properly filmed, edited and engineered, but done “fan tv” style and thought they could do it too with their Dad’s twenty year old digi-cam. It’s like Jackass- stupidest idea for a tv show, but done professionally, which spawned an epidemic of turbo-shite copycats.

If he ever needs help, I’ve got years of experience filming lasses dribbling with balls…