Monkeys Fist

Pueblos, por favor.

MYP, muchacho.

It’s the shroud they use for the 6,500+ dead construction workers.

Pickford at full stretch

Daughter not passed her test?

Não. Estes são apenas gatos grandes e feios

Sweet Baby David!

Not at all. He’s evacuated his vowels.

His sister is the Nirvana fan, his current favourite band is the White Stripes.

If that’s the reason he’s gone loopy it would be fucking hilarious

He’s turned Welsh!

⭐⭐ some redeeming features ( the look one their faces btw, , “his tits are bigger than ours!”)

Nobby Styles.

Home. Mildly befuddled. * * arseholed

In the Town Mouse, waiting for my brother to arrive for a mild, middle-aged afternoon sesh on the ales. Very civilised, so far. Target is to make it to The Cumberland/ Free Trade whichever by teatime without falling over

I think you’re in a rancid puddle of one, mate.

He dedicated “ Don’t Stand So Close To Me” to them.

AmNasty , maybes.

With only one hand as well, man has skills.

As a newly baptised Irishman, I can’t wait to cheer our lads on with a pint of Guinness and a packet of Taytos, so I can’t.

Babybels- they’re Baby Cheesus, and you can’t get holier than that. * * lick me plums.

Aye, sorry to hear about that Rayvin, make sure you look after your wrists and elbows as once they’re done, they’re done. Make sure you get somewhere with a garden so you can put a shed up. I’ve tore the neck off that joke , so I’ll stop now.

The random shortages are entirely due to the ongoing lack of HGV drivers.… … because of Brexit. Doesn’t help that the DVLA are slower than a mackem walking past a playground at sending out licenses.

But when you sit on the freshly laid patio you still feel a “closeness”?