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HS2 Leeds link cut amid promise to transform rail https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-59334043 Fuck the North.

Especially after Debbie from accounts fucked him off for his boss.

Sorry CT, did you mean to post this here? Mixing up your logins is an easy mistake to make during the menopause.

Didn’t even buy a clown tie by the look of it.

They’re just cunts.

Wykiki’s slightly over-compensating for his cricket playing county compatriots.

I know … …who’d have thought Moore would still be getting audiences in 2021?

They’re pretty patient on Ready to Groom tbf.

Fuck did he do now?

Yes it is. You signed up here in 2016, made your first post tonight, and have gone full energy-vampire. Give me one good, well-argued, backed by statistics reason why I shouldn’t hit the “Flag as a Spammer” button and fuck you off to the crèche, you absolute bore.

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Diego spitting facts again

You’ll have to ask Dafydd and Tim, if they’ve finished rimming Jürgen.

If you can give me your point about Shelvey in 20 words, I’ll give you mine in less.

Love a bit of Caldo Fredo mind.

I would if he had a point beyond “ I think Voldemort is our bestest midfielder, here’s a snoozefest of numbers to prove I’m right”. Anyway, how’s the market looking in Torino? Bada-boom Bada-bing

He’s got his own- Onanists Online.

Oof.

I wouldn’t give Simon Jordan the steam off my shite.

I’ve got a 15 year old car that’s kept it’s place in my garage. It’s rusty as fuck, performs like a duck swimming through custard, and, even though I’d like nothing more than to burn the fucking thing, it’s vital that I keep it on the road. It’s only in my garage because the funding to buy a Maserati isn’t there. If I won the lottery though…

Oh no. How is the poor man going to support his “undetermined number” of kids through prep, private, then Oxbridge without his regular grift? Universal Credit just won’t cut the mustard. If only he had a network of obscenely rich chums that he’d filled the pockets of throughout his time as PM to fall back on… … the cunt.