Monkeys Fist

Main symptom- total lack of taste.

How’d you know you had it, then?

That’s her, perfectly summarised. I reckon she thinks she’s putting herself in the running for Leader with all these interviews- I really hope she runs, just to hear her bullshit when she loses at the first hurdle

I had to double-check who posted this as I just assumed it was our Dear Leader posting a selfie.

Remember that weird spell of West Brom based WUMs coming on here a while back? Anyone fancy a raiding party

Little Alex throwing the Shocker there

He’s given his son a job as coach. That’s the highly-regarded, vastly experienced coach, Alex Bruce. Who has just passed his coaching tickets. Still…

You must miss the hats, though?

Someone should send this to Cardiff with an instruction booklet. I’ll get me coat

Not been on here for ages.

So, I’m facing a massive hike in my bills because office wankers were living it up in hot-tubs whilst I was out grafting.

He’s coming over- said he would C U Next Tuesday.…

Go on then…

Take a nice book and some slippers

Chuckled at that, as if the pilot can hear Chas and Dave doing the filming.

Let’s hope he doesn’t crash then- that would be terrible…

FYP

£96 a week? Has Big Niall had you at the pub?

Speaking of planes having dodgy landings in strong winds…watch this I bet the passenger cabin fucking stank after that

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So it is! Well, I hope Asprilla knows the full history of the moths involved otherwise he can’t be desecrating the temple of his body.

* Donald, who’s totally not still running the shitshow- “ Do you think an extra £5 an hour is a fair offer?”

That’s gold. The mackems finally get some Sky time, and this is what’s trending about it.

So sorry to hear that mate, but as you’ve said, it was very likely a welcome relief for your Dad, and you and your family. ( There’s nowt wrong with that being your prime reaction either, btw, there’s no rule book to grieving). Raise a glass to him tonight and think on the good times you shared together.