Monkeys Fist

Any ideas? Looks like shit crackling, but there’s no pork in the pile. Might be some beard crust that fell on his dinner?

Two gravy jugs, though - one for the meat, one for his beard.

It’s the fire blanket they used to put out the furnace they cremated the chicken in.

#axe #shed #leginjury #combover #onlyonejacket

*guest. #thesinglelife #mamsbasement #heronfoods

Billy getting some practise in before his next upskirt run. ( in the seconds section of IKEA by the looks of it )

Neigh laddie, FYP

Can we all agree that this isn’t black and white stripes though? It’s a black strip on a white shirt front. There should be a minimum of three black and four white stripes.

Who’s saying the end of the world is a bad thing?

Carry on with your conspiracy bollocks and your time might not actually come.

Can’t be arsed

Bruce batters Jan every time he hops on. 🤢🤮

Mate of mine used to get very sweary when he got annoyed, he once pulled off the rare “double swear” by splitting a sweary with a sweary. “ He’s a bas-fuckin-tard “

Stand by for two weeks of articles by every national rag absolutely slating Man Utd. fans for hounding out their manager…

100% agree, and before the game I was pretty much in the moist bed camp. But let’s be honest here, the turnaround Howe and Tindall made to that team was remarkable. Most of us agreed that we had some decent players that were being stifled under Bruce, but I don’t think anyone expected such a difference in such a short time. Clearly our defensive frailties were there for everyone to see, but there’s time, and a transfer window, to patch it up sufficiently to avoid the drop. If that level of energy and commitment can be maintained, with the addition of some new players, I think we might just stay up. (I think though, that if we don’t, it’ll only be a disaster in terms of the hit bin Salman’s pride will take -under Howe and with strong funding we’ll probably break our own points/wins/goals record in the Championship).

10 pages before half time. Whats gannin’ on

Howe’s the bacon, did you say?