Monkeys Fist

Aye- WUM got wummed. Cried like a bitch.

Also, he’s now got something to constantly refer to whenever any Newcastle fans give him a bit of stick. He’ll have been on his vinegar stroke before he’d even finished reading it. Cheeky Nando’s and bottle of wine to celebrate.

Also, having your appearance ripped by Ray fucking Parlour must sting a bit.

Had me at the first pic of Boldon Frank

Must be annoying as fuck when people constantly spell your surname wrong.

On the centre spot after Spuds?

The entire Mr. Men collection doesn’t count.

Cheeky bastard.

What odds on him sending his Mam to get it?

Owners fond of decapitation. A racist DoF. If we sign Adam Johnson as youth coach I’d say that’s full house.

If Paddocklad’s mate gets it instead of Quiff, it’ll be more epic than the whining about our takeover.

Sounds horrendous mate.

Has he got a fag in his mouth when he’s getting out of his Lardwagon?

SMB’d YP

Fish. I wouldn’t be too upset with Lampard, especially if he was working under Ragnarok 😉

Someone woke up with a boo boo this morning

#art #birds

5 for me. Wolf Hall being one, Pratchett another. I should find the time to read more.

Also,

Welcome, cunt.

Transits have the best soundproofing.

You cheeky cabbie!