Monkeys Fist

What absolute nonsense. No Mackem player, especially not a local lad, would do that to the classiest club in monkwearmouth. … according to the Mackem at work.

Mint, isn’t it?

Can we have fucking words with Bruce first?

T5’s are the Chelsea tractors of the van world- too small to carry anything other than a vacuum and a , to expensive to give to to some radgepacket, still coming down from the weekend, on a Monday morning to get to the job. Useless.

They’ve (rightly) held the top spot for ages, but the Vivaro and T5 Transporter are giving it a run for its money. Not sure why you're asking about nuts at the end though?

I blame the Arabs.

That’s fighting talk. 😡

It’s also a tragedy that helmets still aren’t compulsory on the slopes, given what happened to Sunni.

Every cloud…

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-29319423.amp Boills down to Shia vs Sunni, again.

Whereas…

666 (lbs) The number of the Cabbage.

Tbf it’ll have taken that long to work out who’s the most persecuted- Saudi Arabia’s victims or Steve Bruce.

He had to wait for the caretaker to arrive and show him which one his office was.

Boring job that, like.

I’ve had a perma-chub since it was announced.

Updated YP

If we don’t buy him, I’m having a strop. I want comedy chants, ffs.

I’d imagine he’ll have a celebratory drink, beyond that it’s none of our business. kinky bitch.

Neither does he- “the two…er…Germans”

So, if you go for a pint to cheer yourself up and the barman says ” Why the long face?” Dont chin him- he’s in the wrong joke. 😉

LMA Large Managers Association?

Respect the moobs!