Monkeys Fist

If Paddocklad’s mate gets it instead of Quiff, it’ll be more epic than the whining about our takeover.

Sounds horrendous mate.

Has he got a fag in his mouth when he’s getting out of his Lardwagon?

SMB’d YP

Fish. I wouldn’t be too upset with Lampard, especially if he was working under Ragnarok 😉

Someone woke up with a boo boo this morning

#art #birds

5 for me. Wolf Hall being one, Pratchett another. I should find the time to read more.

Also,

Welcome, cunt.

Transits have the best soundproofing.

You cheeky cabbie!

If anyone can make Mandy leak, it’s the TMGRSJOTY 2014.

What absolute nonsense. No Mackem player, especially not a local lad, would do that to the classiest club in monkwearmouth. … according to the Mackem at work.

Mint, isn’t it?

Can we have fucking words with Bruce first?

T5’s are the Chelsea tractors of the van world- too small to carry anything other than a vacuum and a , to expensive to give to to some radgepacket, still coming down from the weekend, on a Monday morning to get to the job. Useless.

They’ve (rightly) held the top spot for ages, but the Vivaro and T5 Transporter are giving it a run for its money. Not sure why you're asking about nuts at the end though?

I blame the Arabs.

That’s fighting talk. 😡

It’s also a tragedy that helmets still aren’t compulsory on the slopes, given what happened to Sunni.

Every cloud…

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-29319423.amp Boills down to Shia vs Sunni, again.