Monkeys Fist

Bill Cosby is no longer a filthy bugger, apparently. Bill Cosby's sex assault conviction overturned https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-57671012

That’s just his default state… … especially since he banged his daughter’s mate whilst his Mrs. was getting cancer treatment.

“ Pfft, won’t catch me using German muck…” * jumps in the Passat and drives to Aldi.

Aye, maybe, but for a bloke who’s arms are shorter than his fingers it was half decent. You fucking misery.

Taken at 5am this morning. Vorsprung durch tae fuch.

Wibble.

ffs.

I hate to say it, but the T-Rex had a good game.

Ferdinand’s beard only serves to highlight how extraordinarily wide his fucking mouth is.

Anyone but Kane would’ve had that

I’ll have a Quirky DIY Twig Toolbox please.

That’s a much more polite version of the reply I was about to post.

Is it too early to deadhead my lupins, or shall I plant my seed like Quiffs lass’s ex?

Suck it up, sweetheart. You’re a big boy now, living in your own place and having huge t-levels and that. I’m sure you can take it. ( As can your lass…).

Someone won’t be getting a free cow.

See above two posts. As has your lass’s ex. Again.

As opposed to his lass, who’s being rattled by her ex. Which I think might be the root of the whole problem here

Really?

When did you last touch a minge- to the nearest month will do. Your t-levels are tanking post by post here like, quit before you grow your own tits.

Even your Mam get sick of you?

William fucking Storey Of course, you’ve totally swerved the fact you’ve been called out for cuntishness, suggesting that you know full well it’s true. Ticker’s top notch now btw, amazing what actual prescription drugs, used properly, can do.

Mammy, the nasty man is being horrid to me. Can I have a cuddle.

Renton, who I’d listen to every day of the week on the subject, since it’s his area of expertise, has had a pretty horrific time of it during this pandemic. Whatever you think about his reactions, a little bit of humanity and respect for his situation costs nowt, and frankly, you’ve come across as even more of a cunt than usual about it. I’m all for piss taking and sarcasm, but not at the cost of basic decency towards someone who’s clearly been through the mill. Your lass sent you any more anal destruction videos, btw?