Monkeys Fist

“So Wayne, one of our weaknesses is being a bit slack and wide open at the back…l ” Mine too, la”.

Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool, Manchester City, Manchester United and Tottenham shouldn’t be able to vote on any issue which is about “brand protection” or “safeguarding the league” etc after they all tried to fuck off out of it in the not-very-fucking-distant-at-all past. Shameless cunts, the lot of them.

Alex Bruce strikes me as the type of bloke who wakes up seething.

bin Salaman should just buy a controlling share in every company that sponsors the other 19 and cancel their deals. For shits and giggles and that.

Also, could’ve just used Ant’s forehead instead of a speech bubble. 😉

That bloke in the corner is like…

Cheeky cu… swine.

Colin will be furious ( well, he would be if he wasn’t dead), to have suffered the same fate as Aldous Huxley and died on the same day as someone way more famous.… … RIP Ronnie Tutt, Elvis’ drummer. Who can forget the cheeky fill after bar 37 of “Are You Lonesome Tonight”, or the textbook brush work on “Old Shep”? Sucks to be you Colin.

FYP 👍

@catmag- so if I go to the next match and have a lie down, are you saying you and your mate will cut my top off and start pumping me? What’s the ticket office number?

Canny interview with Mike Rigg, former Manc Mackem technical director How Newcastle can follow Man City to build a superclub in six steps https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/58921000

I was extremely “reasonably amiable” the other day after a few at the Cumberland.

Any dessert, regardless of ingredients, is known as a fat mess when served in this.

Savage

Bad day for The Fall Guy…

I would, because it’d mean we were in the Championship.

Well fucking hell.

Such a lack of respect. …

Could this be the week Steve Bruce finally gets the hang of football management?

I knew the Cabbage’s little bitch of a son wouldn’t be able to keep his gob shut, so the BBC have let him vent. It’s fucking glorious knowing how far under the skin of Bruce Snr. and Jnr. we are Steve Bruce: Newcastle boss has been the 'fall guy', says son Alex Bruce https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/58944889

Who?

At least we have morals to sell.

Unusual for Spurs fans to be giving money away … Reported myself.

I hope they give him a parcel of shite.