Monkeys Fist

Careful Fish, If you're part of a crew, nobody ever tells you that they're going to kill you. It doesn't happen that way. There aren't any arguments or curses like in the movies. So your murderers come with smiles. They come as your friends, the people who have cared for you all of your life, and they always seem to come at a time when you're at your weakest and most in need of their help.

Aye, best news of 2020, I’m hoping they get sponsored by Tennents but it’ll likely be this bamp’s imaginary Red Bull knock-off, which you can’t buy anywhere I’ll give him 6 months before the Wrath of Pallion hits him.

Can’t you just edit them out entirely? ” Ladies and Gentlemen, please give a warm… … Goodnight and thank you.” Bingo.

The Tramps owned by an actual tramp, I’ll be putting the lottery on the day he “buys” them.

Pic by the glass centre incoming… that or Penshaw Monument.

R’amen. 🍜 Peace be upon his noodly appendages.

Salma Hayek

I like how they’ve got a special section for black kids- apartheid alive and well on wearside

There should be an option where you withdraw money from shit like this for a laugh.

Meanwhile, POTUS 45 is focussing on the important stuff. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-53761744 What an absolute whopper.

It wouldn’t surprise me if they’re still paying him wages.

It’s the only Kwik-Fit on the planet with a blacksmith.

Isn’t everything a bit… well… cock-eyed?

Who, Big Mike or Little Mike?

Me and Mrs.F. have just had our English Tapas in the back garden, listening to Chill Out by KLF and wondering wtf we had kids

He’s not even that… we’ve had some truly woeful creatures trying their hand, and this bloke can’t even beat them.

Thai massage with a happy ending. Then a trip to the bookies.

That’s just the caravan and donkey stables branch of the business mate.

I wonder if Big Mike has ever considered a career in comedy? I hear there’s a willing audience on Cruise ships for his kind of side-splitting japery.

Typical Blyth response.

Will do mate- I’m waiting for an appointment from the Apeer local fitter that Ewerk linked too above. Also got a few more booked. I’ll let you know who makes my dingle tingle.