Monkeys Fist
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Our workforce no longer has the Dürch or the Technik.
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Aye, but he also crushed young CT’s dreams when he slipped a length to Debbie from accounts.
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Who’s on 1st base?
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It’s people like you and your attitude that caused her life-changing idea to not even put it’s feet on the starting blocks… …thankfully -
When I worked abroad I had an Aussie friend who decided that there should be an internationally recognised sign when you want the bill after a meal. She decided that making a C shape with her hand was the sign. She would do this after every meal out, every time, for the whole 5 years I knew her. No one had a fucking clue what she was doing- not the waiters, not her fellow diners, no one. That’s you, and this BUJ nonsense.
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Used to sit in the Gallowgate and watch Jackie Milburn.
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Always show your working out Tom. See me after class
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Wilder's Winless Wonders vs Bruce's Boring Bastards
Monkeys Fist replied to ewerk's topic in Newcastle Forum
I’ve just got in from a shitty shift delivering to bamps, tramps, lurgied students and crazy cat-ladys. Sounds like I had the most fun tonight. -
Wilder's Winless Wonders vs Bruce's Boring Bastards
Monkeys Fist replied to ewerk's topic in Newcastle Forum
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I refer the honourable pescatorial gentleman to the last line of my previous comment.
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I once had a Chinese, in Avignon, in august. They served hot sake at the end, which, when you drank it, revealed a photo in the bottom of the cup of a chinese lass splitting her difference. Authentic as fuck.
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I think even he knows it’s an indefensible shitshow. I’d have thought as a cabby he’d have loads of free time this past year and would’ve been all over here, maybe he’s struggling to pay his broadband and his food bank packages leave him too low on energy to bother? Who cares?
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He still lurks. Pops up once in a while. Like herpes.
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Only if you use the express donkey- time is money.
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This had so much potential, but you blew it.
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Mumsnet has been suspiciously quiet on these issues.
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“ Can’t be doing wiv that forrin muck” *Gets home, lives on Curry, Chinese takeaways, pizza and kebabs.
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Ouch.
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Coordinated or not ( it’s coordinated), it is censorship, but it’s the kind of majority-mandated censorship we live with every day. You can’t show people being eviscerated on the news because of majority-mandated censorship, likewise you can’t show people actually banging each other on tv because of majority-mandated censorship. We all broadly agree to these terms. The thing about Trumpets is that they’re a minority. A loud, ignorant, loathsome minority, but still a minority. The majority find their views distasteful and so they’ve been subjected to a majority-mandated form of censorship. TLDR; Get fucked Trump, we won.
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The gammons will be fuming when they can’t buy a nice Full English in Benidorm
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Hang in there Fish mate. I know you don’t post as often as you used to, but we’ll always treat you with utter disregard for your feelings and will never sign up for you and the guys’ podcast. Hope this helps. Had a wobble myself around August/September but much improved now, which is unusual as winter is normally my downfall re.mental healthwise.
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If I was an F1 fan, I’d very much care if this fucking chancer was anywhere near my team.
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Why’s there a tatty old bit of Medieval-looking shite on the wall in this video? It’s right there, under the picture of the Bayeux Tapestry.
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
Her best work was in “ I’m Forever Blowing Bubbles”, but I think Michael Jackson’s estate banned it.
