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    “Crisp” is so common, I prefer “potato thins”.
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    I’d take those Nigeria and DRC figures with a hefty pinch of salt.
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    US C-19 deaths predicted to top 295,000+ by Dec. 1st, greater than their WWII death toll. https://www.newsweek.com/coronavirus-death-projection-1523522 MAGA.
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    It reminded me of The Taking of Pelham 123, because both films have guns and underground trains.
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    It’s been bugging me what this reminded me of, for hours. Got it.…
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    “Dearest Beatrice, You’re 32 now- it’s safe to move back in to Dad’s estate. You’re well out of his range. Love Mam.”
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    Cameron- “ Shiiiit, which pub have I left my fucking kids in?” edit; wouldn’t Johnson be running away from his kids?
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    Every Premier League winning club of the last 10 years, including Leicester, has been funded by businesses with questionable, at best, and downright immoral, in truth, practices. If your concern is having a “clean” club, follow another sport- I hear quoits is fairly wholesome.
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    What’s £581 divided by 25? Asking for a hairy friend.…
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    I actually read that whole document.
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    Can’t wear a mask as it slows down the nugget consumption rate.
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    I mean, we all know exactly what he’s going to do, and it’ll be hilarious.
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    Bah gawd, you’re right- mimimum age of 35 for presidential candidates. She’s got 5 to go.
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    It’s the writing bit they struggle with.
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    I dare him.
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    This footage of Beirut is mental, shows the size of it , and if you look at the building on the left, it’s windows explode a split second before the shockwave hits those filming.
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    Dick Holden. Fair play though.
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    Odds on that there’ll be literally tens of them furiously cultivating their ratty, ginger version of a tramp beard for the 15th new messiah this decade.
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    @Howay “Swamp Rat” Thanks for his new official title.
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    They’re only young- do them a favour and tell them they’re getting ripped off.
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    Only 32 megatons.
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    At least Jose will have thought he liked it.
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