Monkeys Fist

R’amen. 🍜 Peace be upon his noodly appendages.

Salma Hayek

I like how they’ve got a special section for black kids- apartheid alive and well on wearside

There should be an option where you withdraw money from shit like this for a laugh.

Meanwhile, POTUS 45 is focussing on the important stuff. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-53761744 What an absolute whopper.

It wouldn’t surprise me if they’re still paying him wages.

It’s the only Kwik-Fit on the planet with a blacksmith.

Isn’t everything a bit… well… cock-eyed?

Who, Big Mike or Little Mike?

Me and Mrs.F. have just had our English Tapas in the back garden, listening to Chill Out by KLF and wondering wtf we had kids

He’s not even that… we’ve had some truly woeful creatures trying their hand, and this bloke can’t even beat them.

Thai massage with a happy ending. Then a trip to the bookies.

That’s just the caravan and donkey stables branch of the business mate.

I wonder if Big Mike has ever considered a career in comedy? I hear there’s a willing audience on Cruise ships for his kind of side-splitting japery.

Typical Blyth response.

Will do mate- I’m waiting for an appointment from the Apeer local fitter that Ewerk linked too above. Also got a few more booked. I’ll let you know who makes my dingle tingle.

You’re a funny guy.

Not many customers at his shine box.

To them, it meant being somebody in a neighborhood full of nobodies.

I’m proud of you…Never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut.

Anyone bought a new composite front door lately, and if so, any company recommendations/warnings? I’ve spent the last …too fucking long trawling through a sea of cuntery when I just want someone to give me a fucking price, online, to make and fit me a door. Please.