Monkeys Fist

He can’t even be arsed to point properly.

Aye, like a true scouser he robbed a living for 50+ years singing two songs badly.

Salah- “ Who is this Gerald Pissmaker?” Henderson- “ Shh, just look sad mate, ok?”

Sherlock Homeless?

Oops, I’d best have a beer.

How big are the fucking squirrels in Jockinghamshire???

Given his band’s name, I’ll laugh my cock off if he’s died of a heart attack. edit; “Price said his friend died following an infection in his heart. ” Ha Ha Bonk, as Spike Milligan said.

Doesn’t he realise it’s his decision. the thick fucking drunk?

Anyone more cynical than me might think that the prime motivator in this govt’s decisions on COVID is cost, above everything else. If schools are closed by the govt, they’ll have to pay people to stay off work again, whereas if they let people “rebel” and keep them off, they don’t. Anyone more cynical than me might think they were a bunch of immoral cunts.

Aye, that would fit their M.O. - rather than give the schools and parents time to organise their shit, they’ll leave it until the very last minute, and then issue half-arsed instructions anyway. As KD said earlier, previous governments have been fucking crucified over far less serious fuck-ups than this Old School Ties club.

Isn’t this how @PaddockLad inherited galloping crotch rot from his old man? (also, since we’re talking about gibbering boozehounds, this seems appropriate.)

There’s also the option of not drinking to the point that it fucks you Took me some adjusting but I’m a happy Two Pint Percy now.

The pair of you.

Decent pundit, when he’s not genociding his way round Europe, too.

They’re talking about Fat Ronaldo, as opposed to Definitely Straight Ronaldo here. Presumably before the World Cup Final?

Sure this bloke inspired many of them.

Take your rabbit food and shove it up your silk gland.

BRAAIIIINNNNS!

He’s not anymore.

I had to go B&Q yesterday for a new seat for the Thunderbox. It’s a soft-release one. I shit thee not.

Tommy Docherty, 92. ( Yet another I thought had shuffled ages ago).

#fuckingmental

He’s in the hallowed halls of the Shit Beard Club of Great Britain. That’s the other member stood next to him.

@Ken Happy New Year… she’s not coming back.