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After Brexit, I didn’t think I’d see another major western country bend itself over and fuck itself to oblivion again, but here we are. Stupid fucking cunts. Blame social media, mainstream media, whoever, but ultimately, blame the fucking backwards cunts that have voted the rapist back in to office. Un- fucking-believable. SLAVA UKRAINI ! You’re going to need it you poor bastards.

I’ve reached poll saturation- I’m still backing Harris, albeit by a narrower margin than I maybe expected. Assuming a win for her, that leaves Trump a busted flush - 2 time loser and I’d expect his coming downfall to be both rapid and spectacular. He’s already lost control of his bowels, his mental acuity is clearly on a downward spiral, and I think he’ll see the truth of the old adage about the way you treat people on the way up is reflected in how they treat you as you meet them on your way down- they’re already dumping him like a bad smell. Anyone implicated in his criminal activities with him will be preparing their plea deals to spill their guts. His political allies, those that aren’t bankrupted, jailed or dead, are deserting him already. Melania’s divorce papers must be burning a hole in her pocket by now. The post-Trump Republican Party will be the equivalent of post Ferguson Manure, a succession of increasingly desperate failures trying to replace the Big Man, until they eventually realise that extremism isn’t going to work for them in the long run. It’ll take them longer than 4 years to work this out though. ( I’d also say, that given his propensity for self-preservation, it wouldn’t come as too much of a shock if Putin decided to “silence” his former asset before he also spills his guts to try and keep himself out of jail). Which means, I reckon, that Harris will be a two-term President. It’s an opportunity to shift the gender imbalance at the top of the US political tree. Because, ( and here’s the point of my post), let’s be honest, the state of American political fanny has been woeful for the last decade at least! Hillary and Taylor-Greene are like visual Bromide. Palin and Boebert, whilst definitely in the “would” camp, are such rancid personalities that they’re relegated to the Emergency Hate Wank division. Pelosi is like a Ford Cortina MkIII- would’ve been a great ride in her day but has been firmly in the Special Interest Enthusiast category for decades. AOC has been an oasis in a vast desert. She should be a shoo-in for Secretary of State for Jiggly Buttz and Swanging Tiddies. But who are the Upcoming BYB* we can expect to brighten the halls of power? This is a call-out to @Jimbo and other US based filthmeisters, give me someone to do my research on. There we go, as you were gents.… * Bright Young Blart

You have to hope that the Hoes got out to vote too, dude.

Vance has as much personality as a week old shite. He’ll fuck off back to obscurity once this is done. I was curious about the possibility of a tie, and it has happened once before. In the event of 269/269 in the electoral college ballot, Congress then gets to choose the next President, with the Senate picking the Vice-President. That would be a bit spicy

I am firmly of the belief that he only ran this time to try get in and give himself a pardon- he showed little interest in the actual job last time he was in. I genuinely hope that as soon as it’s reasonably clear that he’s lost, he is classed as a flight risk in his numerous criminal cases and has his passport taken. I’d love to see him get sent down, it’s unlikely, but let’s be honest- events in the US haven’t been predictable for a while now. I do wonder what his cult will do once he’s either banged up or dead, maybe start wearing orange suits or coffins, whichever is appropriate? It’ll be interesting to see what the Republicans do when he loses- will they continue to back a two-time loser? You’d hope the more reasonable amongst them might see that he’s poison, but then, they’ve all been sidelined by his cult members. I’m also curious to see how Harris responds to whatever sentence he gets? I don’t think him losing will see any insurrection like last time, but a sentence of jail time could light the powder in the crazies camps again. He just needs to fucking die, sharpish, for the good of everyone

It’s in at No.8 , Pop Pickers!

Great interview- awful mobile site.

My God! How many artists has this dead mf straight plagiarised? If only we’d listened to De La Soul thirty odd years ago when they told us about him…

What a fraud! He’s straight ripped off Nightmares on Wax, the no playing motherfucker!

Quincy Jones- 91.

I wouldn’t say no to Kamala getting nasty with a mic tbf.

My Spanish is patchy at best, but the commentator definitely mentions eggs

Years ago when I was a filthy student I was studying Human Geography, and one module was about social deprivation. We read papers on the Brazilian favelas, South African and Jamaican shanty towns, but one particular paper u remember was on the effects of social deprivation on adolescent mental health and development. I remember it because it was done in sunderland, the authors choosing there because of the short age gap between generations giving them multiple generations of adolescents to study Anyway, I found the paper online, the funniest parts are in the conclusions, specifically on page 450 and 477, which directly answer your questions as to why they do this en masse https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/32540024/

I didn’t even know Boris could play!

High percentage of HGV drivers are ex-military* tbf, so I agree with KCG. * I never knew the SAS was such a large regiment in the past, tbh. 😉

Please show Bobs and Vagene.

I’ve seen a few British Legion “ads” where they’re explaining that monies raised are going towards caring for ex-service folk with disabilities, housing troubles etc. It definitely seemed like a deliberate shift in focus on their part, even though that’s been part of their efforts for a while. I have a strange sense of why I wore/wear a poppy on the 11th- it’s solely to remember the poor fuckers who had no option but to go to war because of conscription, and died as a result. I’m otherwise fairly anti-military tbh. Most ex-squaddies I’ve met have been insufferable pricks, and I have no time for the likes of Help for Heroes, since any service personnel injured at work should be the responsibility of their former employer ( who they chose to work for). I realise KCG might be mildly chafed by this, but hey, whaddya gonna do??? The entire “Lest We Forget” car/van sticker crew can get fucked with a rusty Lee Enfield

“ I live in a hole on a dirt road in Bulgaria. The other day, I was talking to a bloke at the local war memorial when he asked me about Seaham Tommy. Said he’d been a fan ever since seeing it on Netflix. We had a good half hour talk about how his local football team was set up by sunlin’ glass workers, which he didn’t know about, then I asked him what he thought about the war memorial in Poocastle. He spat on the ground. FTM Marras ”

I wonder if Laura will use the men’s, women’s, or unisex bogs to wash her tongue after rimming Kemi?

I wonder if said farmer was one of the many thousands of them that voted for Brexit? Turkeys, Christmas, etc etc.

“ Outside noise” How hembarrassing for Wor Mikel.