Monkeys Fist
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Looks like Mrs. CT’s boyfriend has left evidence of his last visit on the footstool.
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Have you had a thtroke?
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Fuck everyone who isn’t like me.
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Tbf, he’s been too busy banging goals in to bother with assists … -
Presumably below his already established spot at No. 1?
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If infinite monkeys had infinite time they still wouldn’t produce anything as sanctimonious as this post.
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Does time cease to exist when the Universe ends? If yes, they’ve answered. If no, fuck ‘em, stupid bloody monkeys.
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Therein lies a tail…
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Two Australian mathematicians have shown that CT will finally get the hang of this football thing long, long before any monkeys knock out Shakespeare on a typewriter … https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c748kmvwyv9o
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Half of them are Gemmill being wrong about Everton.
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Bitch.
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Sally Phillips is worth a bead of sweat, no shame in that. Miranda though- I think I laughed more at my Dads funeral
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I save a lot of time and effort and just punch my kids square in the face.
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If you want cheering up, I’d highly recommend switching Miranda off.
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The lad to his left appears to have started making his furry costume, then thought, Fuck it- can’t be bothered.
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You sure it wasn’t spelled “Bludging”?
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Apparently Trump wore a binman’s uniform to deliver his rally speech in Wisconsin… (fuck knows is the answer to the obvious question). The fucking state of him man… He makes a Hi Viz vest look like a muted pastel colour.
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I thought he’d been peddled? Or is that some other freak at your gaff?
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I was going to say, it clearly doesn’t show how thick the book isn’t in the picture- no way there’s more than 3 pages 2 of them will be pictures.
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Btw, of course, they have a thread about the above culinary abomination https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/pan-haggerty-v-panackality.711879/
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Panackulty Tak some tayties, carrots and onions from next door’s allotment, and give it some with a shiv. Scrayup out the chip pan, put the salad bits in, then follow Callum the staffie with ya pan until he drops a shite on the carpet. Put it in with the salad, cewk it on a lightbulb for a week, then eayt it with a bap.
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“ ALl I WANT FOR TITZMAS, IIIIISSSSS YOOOOOOOOOOOO!” In a change from tradition, I’ll say 5-0, 6 of them being deflections off Mariah’s jammers, 2 being their keeper slipping in puddles of jizz.
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Tak some chips, from the chinkies if the mrsister is busy having another bairn. Tak some cheeyse. Mix them up in a box or summat. Wallah- Cheeysey Chips!
