Monkeys Fist

The response from Merseyside would deafen dogs around the globe.

But we’ve just spent billions “taking back our sovereignty”. Why would we listen to Johnny Foriegner, especially those funny litttle yellow folk?

CT spent last week stocking up on wallpaper.

Doesn’t this contradict itself? How the fuck do they think people get to matches? Have they ever been to a match? It’s impossible to avoid physical contact at one.

Also, bollocks to bog roll, I’m stocking up on booze if so.

Countrywide?

Kielder Forest isn’t as wooden as the little cunt. Probably more mobile than him, too

He prefers travelogues

FYP

That’s a pretty sobering read.

It’s getting daft now…

I’ll give it an hour before some fucknugget on Facebook is blaming pandas for it.

Remind me again what the annual cost of EU membership was, per capita. £143 per person per annum, iirc.

That would mean finding a competent government acting in the best interests of the population. Haven’t had one of those for a while.

Owie Bowie.

Bruce charged with assault?

Go for it- I did.

I was in Morrisons at Killingworth earlier and there was still no toilet roll! I went to the customer services desk to ask if they had any in the stock room and got a funny look and a stern “No!”, from the customer bint. I’m normally fairly chilled about stuff, but I was furious, and my mood wasn’t made any lighter when I realised I’d have to hop back to the toilets with my pants round my ankles.

Typical Gallic disdain for authoritaaay. https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2020/03/french-coronavirus-smurf-world-record.html?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Hon hee hon, etc.

I prefer monkeys blood and a flake.

You’d hope even his Mam would have some standards.

This is level fuckwittery. Hopefully it’ll be up there with “they couldn't hit an elephant at this distance”, in the pantheon of famous last words.