Monkeys Fist

So, I’m sure I’m not alone in finding the political discourse on this “football” board totally thrilling, but I thought I’d address another debate which I’ve been puzzling over - Phoebe Waller Bridge Two-bagger, or At It Like A Dog Eating Chips? Chips for me ( I know, quelle surprise ). ( although, if I had to choose between her and her Fleabag sister, sis would get it every time.) Thank you for time, back to Boris and the Jew-Hater. Edit; for the benefit of @Rayvin, a “two bagger” is someone so heinously ugly you’d have to put a bag on their head to have consensual sexual contact with them, plus one on your own head in case theirs falls off.

Was he there on February 32nd 1970, though? Essembee was, and his mam.

Two Mexicans walked in to a bar. No one bought Newcastle Utd. It’s the way I tell ‘em.

Tacover. I can’t be arsed

Never noticed that , it’s a bit close isn’t it

Because Tim Krul is a coward?

As I said earlier, with added paedophiles

How does Jesus get his shopping home?

Don’t forget to paint your windows white!

Bump.

I don’t think they love him anymore. Bless

Close- Doris.

Ooh, I hope not.

There was one little no-mark Round 1 team I’d never heard of, I took a guess and clicked near Newcastle - correct!

Didn’t they also post pics identifying the child (that was the victim of paedophile player, let’s not forget they love their paedo).

Lord! They are no nearer catching us now than four years ago…

They like to blame us, The Magedia () Dawn Thewlis, anyone really, rather than admit that they are where they are because they’ve had a succession of paedophiles, paedophile apologist CEOs, Facist managers, fucking no-mark unknown’s, all rabidly defended because it’s what “ classy fans” do, until they decide to spit on them, throw glasses at them, and racially abuse their mothers. All our fault ( did I mention them supporting their paedophile? The paedophile the club kept playing, knowing he was a paedophile? Oh, yes, I did. ).

You get the impression the poor sap sent to report on their game didn’t enjoy it? “Sunderland and Gillingham must try again after a dour FA Cup first-round draw at the Stadium of Light. The sides will replay in Kent a week on Tuesday, after 90 tedious minutes failed to find a winner with both sides scoring thanks to goalkeeping howlers.” Sunderland 1-1 Gillingham https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/50290243

I’d buy him a drink and shake his hand if I ever met him.

She’s quite well known in Poppy Twat circles. You’ll never guess what she’s called?

@Kid Dynamite How did the little ‘un like it today? Shite herself when we scored or not?

Their ground matches their bank account- empty.

Spotted en route to Ponteland.

Greetings fellow cartophile! Fill yer boots