Monkeys Fist
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Leighton incoming?
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Taxi for HMHM.… oh, wait.
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That’s your hotel, isn’t it?
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Oh dear, if it’s not Saharan dust storms it’s Coronavirus https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-51627597 ( my daughter is due to go to Courmayeur in Val D’Aosta, Northern Italy in a week with her school, so I’ll be keeping an eye on that one ).
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Is that Evel Knievel’s dyslexic brother?
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You might be able to do a bit of dusting, whilst you’re at it, Meenz. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-51608779
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Last month Mrs. F. bought half a dozen of the most bogging table lamps I’ve ever seen. We had a break-in this weekend and the burglar nicked them. I’m delighted.
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I don’t think he grasped the gravity of the situation.
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Late to the party, but Norsemen on Netflix is mint.
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“ Respect me fuckin authoriteh, wassock!”
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Bends the knee, whips out a ring… ” Sorry”.
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Can’t be racist if all the brown folk have been deported
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Fancy going full Snowden here Alex, spill the beans?
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Taxi for Lisa
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Fuck off, you ignorant Tory cunt. There.
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My old man has been very ill lately, tried everything, even alternative medicine- he spent weeks covering himself in duck fat. It hasn’t worked… he’s gone downhill really fast.
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Could’ve been worse.…
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“Take us to Brize Norton, take us straight into the medical facility and let us do our quarantine there by people who can speak our language."
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Nowt up front.
