Monkeys Fist

Spotted en route to Ponteland.

Greetings fellow cartophile! Fill yer boots

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/50288939 Quiz- Where are FA Cup 1st Round Clubs on the map? (7/10, quite pleased with that).

Vampire fucking Nazis

Bruce had it installed- the canteen is upstairs.

So, the long awaited investment loan is for stuff that your average massive club wouldn’t think twice about. How embarrassing.

All of 80s Byker was an Eastern Europe Iron Curtainesque paradise.

Presto at Killy was fucking rank

Vorsprung Dick Technik?

What do call a girl with sausages on her head? Barbie.

I had no idea Isegrim was as old as Noelie! Cunt.

Celebrating tomorrow morning… ”Giz them aal except that rabbit food, pet!”

I bet Wor Steve nearly dropped his crisps when they told him.

So, the JC is calling JC an AS? Jesus Christ!

Time you got Withe the programme.

Me -“ I heard of a new position today, shall we try it?” Mrs. F - “ Go for it, sex machine” Me- *stands on her ladygarden Mrs. F- left hook.

Where do we stand on “ you massive fucking fanny?” Asking for a friend

Speaking of shit, it’s Diaper Don

That’s a very polite way of asking for dick pics 😂

Clownist! Reported.

Is that a bit cuntist?

I meant Charnley, not Ryda. But your point still stands.

Depends on whether or not they’re a cunt.

That’s no way to talk about Proudgayref, Gloomy. He can’t help being a ref, some lads are just born refs.

“Germplasm”, whatever the fuck that is, sounds like a very niche porn category.