Monkeys Fist

I’m not shy in the least, my colonial, sesquipedalian chum.

Bloody moose fuckers…

I hope we’ve kept the receipt.

Congrats on the Tiddler, Mr & Mrs. Fish. Just remember, when the two of you are bouncing crockery off each other and craving just five fucking minutes of sweet, sweet sleep, it’s your own fault- you could’ve just spaffed on her tiddies. Welcome to fatherhood

I think we should rename him Pish.

They’re well aware of you.

In lieu of @Sonatine dropping this… I’ll leave this one …

That’s that fucked then

I have Magic Rock and Northern Monk in my beer fridge right now. Also McColls, Tiny Rebel, Allendale, and some Brew Dog. Not for long mind.

You absolute paria! Very nice beer, though.

How much does she charge?

Backgammon.

And a Panama hat

From the bloke robbing grannies in his Fiat Doblo. And voted for Brexit.

So, what is the view of the club?

Pam Ferris can fuck off, frankly.

I’ve said all along it should be the Bob Ferris Wheel.

Trump's doctored presidential seal leads to firing https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-49116539

That’s terribly unsettling.

But it’s on his Blue passport

Cunty McCuntcunt.

Wouldn’t a Channel crossing be; Take off Cross the Channel Land. If if he needs to land halfway across and refuel, then it’s never going to be a crossing, is it?