Monkeys Fist

Sad Mackenzie Bastards

Has he just eaten a whole lemon?

Happy Nuptial Fish, old boy. Where did you drag the newly traumatised Mrs. Bravado for a honeymoon?

No it isn’t.

That would take hours, the fat cunt.

“ To me, to get you, you bitch!”

Oh Dear, oh dear.

Trust us to get the fucking shit billionaire… https://www.businessinsider.com/bill-gates-infographic-2012-1?IR=T

It’s Ashley… it’ll be one of these, left at Stansted, with instructions to “ bring a fahcking Chinese WOC ya!”

Who said that? Was it The Don or Wor Charlie? (Or some window licker on Ready To Groom?)

But… everyone loves them.

I’m sure Gene would be over the moon if a Komrad owned us. I’ll believe it when the tractor factory springs up behind Gallowgate.

England have won by 31 goals in the 4th half. Or something, maybe it was 3 sets to 1.

They’ve only gone and won. There’ll be some sista-lovin’ the neet!

Filthy bastards have scored at 90+6. 2-1.

Happy Birthday True Geordie!

Blow the fat cunt from a gun

Probably some Mackem.

Fuck right off you absolute dullard. Remember where you heard this the 8,978th time.… …This week

Smashed this week’s job, asked the gaffer if I needed to come in tomorrow. I said no.

I’m off tomorrow. Beers are open.

* I’ve

This should keep the pair of you happy… Happy Birthday Renton

Close, but no cigar mate.