Monkeys Fist

Breaking News; Ashley spotted spewing his ring in a Leicester curry house. Adios Ayoze.

Scouser working for a Bin company Oh the irony.

The Knight Ryder is well in with Micky Wong at the Golden Dragon takeaway, man. It’ll be award-winning ITK, and he’ll get a free chicken fried rice with chips and curry sauce for every article he prints.

Let’s hope Terry Mac is working for Leicester, eh?

By gust, you mean F5 tornado, don’t you… the massive fat cunt that he is.

Whoever that is in the check suit on the far right ( ) wants shot with shit for wearing that abomination.

When her babies get frightened, they all run through the gap in her teeth and hide in her cheeks. Maybe.

Taking their orders from Russians?

Now then petal. I’ve got a nice purple marker if want to borrow it

Draw them on your boobs and you’ve got a deal.

I made it about 20 seconds in to his song before bailing. I reckon he’s of the heatproof variety.

We’ve heard of several faulty bots on here.

I almost bit through my tongue reading that fucking horror story of an “article”.

Are you AC/DC?

They’re obviously made of ASBOstos.

I’d have thought the value of the club would’ve gone down due to; 1) Multiple relegations since 2007 takeover 2) Asset stripping of non-football club property. 3) Decrease in advertising revenue 4) Decrease in merchandising revenue 5) Lack of investment in training facilities 6) Being owned by a cunt. But I’d be wrong- bought for £135 million in 2007, wants £350+ million in 2019.

What about the heatproof charvas? 29°C, blazing sunshine, bowling along in a full shell suit, zipped up to the neck, with a woolly hat on. Goes without saying that both varieties- sunshine and heatproof, walk at silent movie pace …

How do you find these?

Did he have the obligatory can of Fosters in his non-smerking hand?

Why would she have fake balls?

Look at the first comment. Our erstwhile Mackem friend is sadder than we thought https://www.themag.co.uk/2019/06/absolute-class-from-alan-shearer-as-he-attacks-mike-ashley-for-treatment-of-fans-and-rafa-benitez-newcastle-united/ What a whopper

FTM