Monkeys Fist

So, a blind bloke walks in to a bar… …and a table …and a chair

Now, if only there’d been duck pizza available…

Emmelleffmania?

The weekend food stalls next to it are fucking mint.

I’m sure all those clubs will be wishing no.43 all the best in the 1st round draw this evening

Do your mates like craft beer? From Grey St. they could go; Split Chimp Box Social Errant They’re all in the railway arches between Castle Keep and along past the Telegraph.

Gemmil in a wig.

Let’s hope they come up with a better name than the one proposed for the new giant wheel, The Whey Aye. Fuck Right Off

Two points here… 1) Why is that daft twat wearing a dead rat on his forehead? 2) Is it surprising they’re in League 1 if they have a unidexter on their side?

Lols. Laters

He’s a fucking Tory Fuck everyone else.

FYP

I’m just curious how you settled on Newton Heath as your English team, and not someone else equally valid like, oooh, Stoke, or Oxford? Not a glory hunter though, no no no , not fucking Thor here.

For someone who claims not to be a glory hunter, it puzzles me why they don’t follow their home club, IK Start? Wouldn’t have anything to do with this would it?… “As of 7 August 2016, Start have not won in Tippeligaen for 34 games, since they defeated Stabæk 4-1 on 4 July 2015. This is the longest run without winning a single game across any top division in Europe.” They're shitter than we are

And rancid pickled herring.

I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt, and assume you’re a born and bred Mancunian who just happens to be living near Kristiansand, Norway, shall I? Get to fuck man, you fucking reindeer shagger.

Adjusted for accuracy.

They want nowt to do with us because our lads still fucking reek of cheap garlic bread and breaded mushrooms.

There’s some controversy over the use of sociopath as a term for mentals, I was speaking to a mate who works as a nurse on the Dingly Dell ward- he agrees that Ashley is most definitely a cunt. So, there we are

That’s because he’s a cunt.

Good God!

Dave man, no one cares about kiddie movies.