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Monkeys Fist

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  1. When SWEDEN play DENMARK , the abbreviated score box in the corner of the tv screen reads- SWE -DEN. The letters left out spell DEN-MARK. ( I might have read that on here, but beer + penalty win= CNGAF
  2. Games before Gays, innit bruv?
  3. That reminded me of when that pug-faced tit launched one in past Seaman in Japan. Totally intended
  4. Tell your friend to get focked.
  5. These Thai lads have a far greater chance of rescue, too.
  6. Belting news- the young Thai football team lost underground for 9 days (!!!!) have been found safe and well. Still got a massive job on to get them out to safety, but I’m so pleased they’ve been found. Thailand cave rescue: Boys found alive after nine days http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-44688909
  7. It’s my 50th birthday treat mate, I’m aiming to eat as many different dead animals as I can in a two day period
  8. Cheers Strawb, looked at his place and The Castle Terrace. I know Leith isn’t far, but I’d prefer somewhere within staggering of our hotel on Charlotte Square, so I might try the Castle Terrace. Also looking at a place called 21212, which looks great but has potential for pea foam embuggarances… it’s just such a 1st world problem
  9. This is one of those games where, regardless of the result, I will thoroughly enjoy seeing either one of them lose Having said that , fuck Argentina.
  10. I doubt he’s figured out how to wipe his arse today
  11. Anyone of our Sweaty contingent familiar with Edinburgh? Going up next month with Mrs.F. to celebrate not dying before 50, and looking for somewhere quality serving classic haute cuisine style-( i.e. I want to eat my food off a plate, not some ”pea foam infused with depression” that’s been piped in to a stuffed raccoon’s anus). Bonus points if I can eat some locally killed deer/seafood/cow.
  12. Someone had a proper drunken blobstrop on here last night… didnt you TDan?
  13. This was a very good series, some seriously uncomfortable scenes, and Cucumbersnatch continues to baffle me with his ability to look like a right handsome bastard from one angle, then turn the other way and become Quasimodo. Top actoring from him, though. ( and that bird from the Midwife garbage would definitely get it )
  14. TAXI DRIVER HAS ALL THE ANSWERS- POLITICIANS HATE HIM! CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT WHY!
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