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How long before Andrew is fully assimilated and asking for Fush and Chups? Good luck mate. Try not to get fucked in the head by prehistoric ground parrots.

Oof!

Late to the “ Let’s all laugh at Germany” party, but let’s keep it civil, chaps, and whatever you do, don’t mention ze VAR!

Praise be. Jesus is risen.

If they go for Turkish, they can keep the kebab skewers and use them to burst their eardrums before the show-

You don’t say…

Why would Spanish-speaking Maradona use Italian to swear at English-speaking Nigerian fans?

Looks like he’s been on a days-long bender

Three bagger. Still would.

“So, there I was, tearing the neck off it, when ‘pop’, the old shoulder came out.…”

You know it’s bad when one team is being panned for being diving, cheating shithouses, and the other team is Spain. Who’ve just scored.

Minge like a badly-packed kebab.

It’s fucking incredible that civilisation ever made it out of the Fertile Crescent, given how fucking delicate these Iranians are.

Chill out man, you screaming fanny. Strictly Come Celebrity Baking Factor is starting soon.

Is that what’s left of Pamela Anderson?

Someone’s getting demoted.

I don’t think you understand the word adrenaline.

Properly debated? “ Is it ok to take surreptitious photos up a lasses skirt?” ” No.” ” Pass the bill”.