Monkeys Fist

Properly debated? “ Is it ok to take surreptitious photos up a lasses skirt?” ” No.” ” Pass the bill”.

Sense and Utter Cuntery are not often bedfellows.

Clearly not a Mackem then.

Closet???

Titty Bars- not even once.… Glad to serve as an example, you pack of cunts. Seriously though, Gloomy, if you’re drinking to the point of memory loss, you might want to rein it in. I used to drink like a thirsty camel in my twenties, could handle it no bother. For a time, though, in my thirties, I had a bit of a dark spell where I was drinking mainly to blot shit out. Thats when the memory loss sessions kick in. Rather than trying to “give up the booze”, work out why you’re caning it. Chances are you probably already have a good idea. Once you’ve worked that out, you can address it, and then get on with having a nice drink as and when you fancy. That, or you’re a raging lush

All this, just to burn the living shit out of a dozen Asda basics frozen burgers.

I bet that story had a “happy ending” too.

A certain Donald J Trump wasn’t on that commitee was he? Fucking mental tbh. When Blatter was fucked off, FIFA had the opportunity to redeem themselves re. the shady allocation of this Russian and the upcoming Qatari WC. Nope.

Fills me full of hope for the next tournament in Qatar…

Could be worse, he could make £500 a week and dig weeds in Whitley Bay. Dirty charity thiefs …

Not to put a downer on anyone, but there’s already been a gay couple hospitalised after being beaten to fuck. https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2018/06/14/fifa-world-cup-russia-gay-fan-brain-injuries-brutal-attack/?utm_source=MOBFB&medium=280755+Gay+World+Cup+fan+left+with+brain+injuries+after+brutal+attack&utm_campaign=PNMOBFB Sepp Blatter has blood on his money-grabbing hands.

If Fish doesn’t incarcerate a shitehawk inside the walls of his semi-detached pizza oven, in honour of Renton’s past trials with the feathered cunts, he should be run off this board with a flea in his ear.

I wouldn’t mind if they said they wanted to reflect modern language use, fair enough. But… …that would then involve some proper fucking sweary news. “ Today in Washington DC, President Trump played the cunt…again.”

Fuck me, I’m slow today. Penny has dropped.

That’s very nice and everything, but it’s not a Tiki bar. Whereas the top one, I could picture Fish holding forth in a Hawaiian shirt and sipping a Banana daiquiri.

If that’s true ( The Titi Bar) it’s fucking ridiculous. Should we now ban all Irish Bars, Italian restaurants , Thai Handshandy Parlours? Harumph

If you make something even close to that size, don’t forget to make sure it’s got a solid foundation, there’s a fair bit of weight involved and you don’t want it sinking a month after you’ve built it.

Even more than the house- why???

Didn’t some town in Germany do similar, sponsoring a Neo-Nazi march per metre marched to raise funds for LGBQT charities? Edit; here you go… https://www.google.com/amp/www.upworthy.com/amp/a-town-came-up-with-a-brilliant-hilarious-way-to-troll-neo-nazi-marchers-take-note

Kick off.

People using the phrase “reached out” when they mean “asked”. In particular, news sites like the BBC. Fuck Right Off