Monkeys Fist

“ juggernaught”.

As with virtually every game I’ve ever bought, I think I’ll just carry on with FO4, wait a few months until after it’s released and all the bugs, bedwetting outrage, and reviews are settled, then wait again until it’s half price

Kids are 10yr old girl and 8yr old (today ) Fistlet, shared a room. I got away with it far longer than I’d expected, but they need their own space.

*whispers to his mate, “ Whossa depositary , Dave?” Dave tells him ” Geeet Faaaaahhhhccccckkkked, you ain’t giving me no gay medicine.” These people exist.

I take it this was in the earlier part of 2077, before the bombs fell?

Can’t disagree.

I’m assuming it’ll have single-player mode too, though? I love Fallout but the thought of playing it alongside hordes of spotty 13yr-olds running round screaming “ your mom…” etc …

Internally, it’s just decorating, 90% of which we did before we moved in. I have an outdoor cooking area to build and a garage to convert in to a workshop.

Terrible thing, constipation.

Apparently there’s a whole album of lost tracks. I must confess, I’ve got a Jazz chub on

Space. Kids needed their own rooms. That, and the irresistible draw of the stained glass

Er, aye, ok.

Moved house today- still alive, still married, didn’t murder my kids. I’m counting that as a successful move. What an absolute ballache.

Aye, poor little bugger.

This little lad, 8yrs old, the youngest to climb the Old Man of Hoy. Amazing achievement. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-44423914

That’s gold. “The dopey coon”- definitely a Breadline Boldon phrase.

Fuck me, Happy Kenny has got bastarding enormous hands! (Piss, shit, cunt, bollocks, just to boost the swearyness )

fuck me.

Absolutely.

Until it fucks up, you don’t realise many ordinary, everyday physical actions rely on your back. Good luck in the Peak District, you driving down? ( OOOOOYAHFUCKINBAZZZTID! Every single bump in the road ).