Monkeys Fist

Or lads, if you’re a cock fiend a homophone, or something.

If they gave him a three year contract he’d only manage 6 games.

Ironically, caused by pizza.

Oof. You can see the confusion on the Mackem players face- “ Why are there people sitting around the pitch???”

I think you a word.

( imagine having to discuss your working future with that…).

Why would you order Indian food when you’re in the pizza capital, though but?

Gemmills holiday slides…

Have you just had a stroke, mate?

Was it White Creme Egg Knacker?

Why doesn’t Island just join Great England and then we’d all be ok?

So, @essembeeofsunderland, what’s your favourite sports bar in Benidorm?

Is it your wedding Strawb?

I’d like to see a list of the non-football assets the club had pre-Ashley, and a current list of what’s left. If @Happy Face can be arsed

She’s probably feeling a bit burnt out But, yes, I noticed that too. Glad Euron Greyjoy got kebabed, he was a shite character who stunk up every scene he was in.

96 at a push.

Byronic.

Wordsmith.

“ Why won’t you fucking die?” Top cunt, went out like he went through the series- giving no fucks. Also speaker of the best line in the entire series. “I understand that if any more words come pouring out your cunt mouth, I'm going to have to eat every fucking chicken in this room.” RIP you glorious bastard.

Alright Gloria.

I heard that The Former Foot Soldier similarly took the lads out to celebrate another top-level award, and Cock-Eyed Mala played the Perez role and ordered prawn cocktail starter instead of the option of potato skins or minestrone soup. Some fucking people…

He’s just necked a whole can of spinach.

If you’d already worked for The Corpulent One, would you go back?