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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Give me a second… … he’s halfway through typing up his reply synopsis.
  2. Nikki Lauda. 70 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-48345660 Dracarys.
  3. Nigel’s milkshakes bring all the cops to his yard Brexit Party Chairman, Dicky Tice. “I don't sit in front of the PayPal account all day so I don't know what currencies people are paying in, but, as I understand it, the PayPal takes it in sterling." You can almost taste the stupidity.
  4. Ooh, another Nazi bairn. What are the odds on West Midlands?
  5. Jesus T.F. Christ! There’s not a price tag to be seen- how the hell are you meant to know how much your booze is?
  6. Let’s cut to the chase here- they struggle with most things.
  7. To be fair, they struggle to find their way in to their own stadium, too.
  8. 1: Albanian bint - stink hole 2: Cyprus- tied to an ironing board or something. 3: Serbia- On top of a mass grave. 4: France.
  9. Got to admire her conviction, though.
  10. Would you shag the French singer, though?
  11. If you want to watch two virtually naked men cuddle and slap each other, fill your boots. I’ll stick with the fit lasses and freaks.
  12. I’ve only seen from the Monkey Hanger onwards. Iceland by a mile. France wins the annual “ I shouldn’t but I would” contest. Serbian bint-
  13. Iceland Shitepunk. Fucking mint.
  14. £3:47p on Madge getting at least one spaniel’s lug out tonight. 15-1 on Ladbrokes.
  15. Ewerk and Gemmill feverishly watching Eurovision with their various betting slips laid out in front of them, giving it as Lithuania’s votes come in. Meanwhile their lasses silently fume next to them on the sofa.
  16. Guaranteed 99% of the sister-fondling freaks will dispute this.
  17. I wondered what the bloke from Stereo MC’s was up to… after he’d died and become a zombie.
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