Monkeys Fist

Still on. According to the Shields Gazette, quoting the Sun. , so, totally legit sources.

Chelsea want Lampard as their next manager https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48641010

If my team admitted to “easing up” on a team so as to not humiliate them, I’d be pissed off. I was at the 8-0 humping of Sheff Wed, it was SBR’s first home game I think. Up where I was , top of the Leazes right next to the away fans, there was no sense of “fair play” Same against Villa when we nailed them 6-0 after coming back up. Fuck them.

BAUM.

The fun just never starts.

Whales… It’s like a 5 year old’s story of what he did on holiday.

All keeping within the speed limits, of course.

Burton away, if there’s a god.

All this and Lisp Patrol too, imagine the stress.

Invite the bully over for a play date then traumatise the little cunt in to selective mutism.

And missing the even more obvious howler.

Only if the mucky inbreeds promise not to shout at any statues though, eh?

Class ass NSFW, of course.

Rory Stewart ( who hell he?) has already admitted to smoking opium 15yrs ago at an Iranian wedding. ( I guess that’s one way to get through the speeches).

Edit: 5: Take drugs 6: Say “Oops! Sorry”

Not now, I’m here to fix it.

Aye

Dr. Professor Cox, then, since he’s both.

Tory values. 1. How much money can I make from it? 2. See above 3. Fuck you. 4. See 3

RIP from the Dr.

Dr. Cox’s The Planets is the perfect antidote to this visual diarrhoea.

Where’s the rest of him?

I’d have thought they’d offer you Premium membership then.

I’m on it now. It’s fucking older than me

Yesterday. Did you not get the letter from Man Club International?