soccermom

No I just wouldn't wear burberry at any price. besides those magic beans... don't they usually lead to a golden goose??

Well there may not be loadsa girlies on here but there are plenty of meenzers persuasion so I think theres plent of scope for this thread. Personally Ian Botham, Tom Selleck (in his magnum beach shorts, not so much now) and in the younger catagory PitBull from that song "you know you want me...." He just looks like he could be dirty doesn't he - you know, like you couldn't have a shit for a week without your ass stinging! I'd happily let that man ruin me.

Not just a charva, but a cheap assed charva to boot.

Nope fully equipped with a can of tyre weld for emergencies. And wacky knows nothing, I'm out of his price range, we don't do auction or part ex you see.

no longer needs to wait.

I'd take it back to where I bought it from with the warranty if you have no reciept did you buy it on a credit card? take your statement for proof of purchase and deny everything. Tell em you charged it like normal and now when you try to play it at just doesn't work properly. They'll prob send it away to be looked at so you'll either get it back fixed or they'll replace it. Shy bairns get nowt. Give it a go.

They look like they're a close family then eh ragina?

At least I'm not left in the garage. I get to roam free and have regular full services. Computer - Upgraded regularly Tyres - Balanced Steering - Goes where you want it to Road Handling - Clings to the curves Miles on the clock - Not too few, not to many, plenty left in her Speed - 0-60 in 7.5 seconds if you handle her right Undercarriage and exhaust - Neat Tidy and well maintained, no signs of rust Body work - Well looked after, polished and perfectly formed.

Many happy returns to you both xx

Fish's First five modes of transport... ...if only he could stop wanking on street corners.... and he had such a promising life ahead of him...

totally understand, had gestational diabetes myself. Luckily it caused more probs and issues for me than it did for my son. Thats really good news hun. Glad everythings ok.

it should be cheap enough to hire a zafira they have 7 seats. Don't any of your mates have one you can swap with for a couple of days?

is it just me or is there fk all on TV tonight?

is jealous and wants to experiene gejon's penis in the flesh himself!

well thats me and thee in! anyone else????

good lad was gonna offer you a sub just to keep em in business

was unaware it is now infamous in medical text.

Yeah but otherwise they may have gone out of business and we would be officionados of the raiders no more! I myself am willing to pay the extra. I must admit I was always a pickled onion supporter but the beef, oh my god, the beef.......munch...munch...munch....

Honest hun, its like 15p's worth of heaven in a little bag! Mmmmmm..... Onto bag 2 was gonna pace myself but what the hell... You only live once this ain't no rehearsal

is gutted as his was last seen through the eye of a microscope whilst attending his local GUM clinic, There were laughs and guffaws a plenty, Medical students were summoned to behold such a tiny site.

Settled on 2 bags of beef flavoured space Raiders instead. YUM!

is unaware that no offence was meant and his concern was appreciated. x

is thus far unaware how much I like being abused by Tom!

information has made me decide to make them generic in a "to whom it may concern" format in future.

Can't decide whether or not to order Indian Food for dinner as I cannot be bothered to cook or go to the shops.