Christmas Tree

Went for the first ride today and all was going well until I got about 1/2 mile from home (at the bottom of an incline) and decided to play with the gears, (3 settings on one grip and 6 settings on the other, giving a choice of about 18 gears). Ended up getting into this gear that had my legs flying round like Billy Whizz and the bike only just moving. Various people were walking towards me and I didnt want to risk knocking it into a really heavy gear, so continued to pedal home like some sort of knacker on speed.

Jackass 3d (but not 3d) 8/10 Not really seen much of the other Jackass stuff so absolutely laughed myself silly nearly all the way through. Mental. :D

Lets hope he doesnt claim that Gaddafi has WMD and can launch them on the blighty within 15 minutes.

Not if there too busy trying to catch the Geordie whippet leaving their giants for dead.

I'd suggest Olivier Bernard were it not for Jimmy Bullard's comments. Does he actually have a place or was that just bollox? Do you know anywhere? Just going for a casual coffee with a laydee and thought we could go for some pancakes. There's the happy hen company in the metro centre. Not sure if they have a branch in town.

Gutierrez and Ferguson vying for left-back

Moncur: If it's not Enrique, I want Ferguson

old skool tbf

Traditionally people used to replace their left hand side fence (looking out from the back door), however this was just tradition and Im sure someone said there was no legal responsibility one way or the other. We replaced one here when we first moved in on the left hand side. Now the right hand side is looking one good blow away from collapse. The miserable cow that lives there doesnt seem to intent on doing anything so we'll have to wait and see. Would agree to 50/50 though when it does go.

Just wondering how rediculous everyone gets with disposing of old bank cards. Im guessing cutting into 8 pieces and disposing of different segments in different bins is being over cautious.

Odd post for you I cant see anything clueless or contrary about not having a hatred of Liverpool. I can understand love the bobby if he's spent time working their and got irritated first hand, but other than that it just seems like petty jealousy imo. The Liverpool teams of the 80's were a joy to watch in a similar way to Keegans entertainers were enjoyed by many fans apart from Newcastle. Looked brilliant pre the Man U match with the ground in full song to walk alone and all the scarves in the air.

Only the genuinely thick would still claim that he is anything other than a good player. If he could cross more effectively (with his weaker foot) and score the odd goal, like CT seems to think he should be doing, he would be a great player and probably not playing for us. Thank you for starting my day off with a smile. "If he cross effectively and score the odd goal", he would be a good player you clown.

Is it really any different hear to a lesser degree? (for some not all). Quite a few on here regularly come out with the ....we should be this , do this because we're a big club, because not long ago we were in the champions league etc. Obviously the lads you will have met in your teens will have had even more reason to be like that because they were winning lots of different things. During my teens / early 20's they won the title about 8 times, the European cup 4 times, the FA cup 3 times and the league cup 4 times. If thats not something to get a tad arrogant about. And I have no doubt if our recent history was similar we'd be just as arrogant.

Are you not right? Why do you hate them? Here's a fairly recent reason for starters for ya. If y ain't seen it before watch it all. Look out for Ian McCulloch talking about his family being raped. Sanctimonious perma-mourning unionist me mam was cilla wankers man Well I watched the first two minutes of the top clip and that could have been Newcastle fans talking about Ashley and Llambias. Be interesting to hear where the hatred comes from from some on here. You almost get the feeling its trendy to hate liverpool???? Im one of the older ones on here so lived through the years when they were a really good team to watch when Daglish played and Beardsley played. Just not sure why some of you seem to single them out from the rest of the pack for special hatred? Unless its purely down to the scouse twat that comes on here, then its perfectly understandable.

Are you not right? Why do you hate them?

Just watched the final of Biggest Loser USA Season 10. All good.

How's your stool looking today? Stool free so far

Just a reminder that the reserves play Arsenal at St James on Wednesday night, Kick Off 7pm The East Stand is open and admission is FREE to all. Apparently this is the first public home reserve game since September. Might be a nice cheap Wednesday night out, particularly for anyone with young'uns in tow.

So did our lass, bit longer than 5 minutes though with 6 peeps to fill in. I said to her, in 100 years from now your great, great, great etc grand daughter will be researching this.

Says he feels sorry that its come to this and that even though you've had your differences, you can still count on his vote.

another 2 off making the Boldon Adonis a shrinking 13-12. Also got a great exercise tip which should suit me to the ground.

optimism

I think without a doubt Pardew will get rid of Jonas in the summer and his position will either be taken up by Ben Arfa or LuaLua. And yes, I will party like its 1999. If Hughton were still here I could agree with this, as I think Hughton definitely saw HBA as a left winger and Jonas very much as his cover. But Pardew has been making noises about HBA playing up front. We'll have to wait and see where he's played on his return. Gutierrez was our best player against Everton I was trying to avoid the leazes mag style old argument about Jonas. I actually gave him credit in the match thread for effort but as usual the overall end result is usually the same. We need a winger who can whip crosses into the right positions numerous times throughout the game. He doesnt. It also effects forwards because they are less likely to get in the right positions if they consider that 9 times out of 10, the cross aint going to come. Its pointless really having this debate with me because my mind is already made up on Jonas. The proof of the pudding will be how notable the difference is when another winger gets a go.