MrBass

Uh oh

All of them Clicky here for Virtual Sexuality... and yes I bought it because of the bird in red (on the right of the cover)

I was feeling a bit depressed the other day so I called the Samaritans and was put through to a Call Centre in Pakistan. I explained that I was feeling suicidal. They were very excited at this news and wanted to know if I could drive a truck or fly an aeroplane.

Err... Happy Birthday!!

Don't you sync it with iTunes? Nope. Doesn't that automatically move any music onto your ipod once it's in itunes? There's twice as much on Itunes as will fit on the ipod, so I need to be selective. Depends on how you've configured it. You can set it to sync all or just certain playlists.

Had a similar thing at the weekend when I wanted to trade in my Xbox 360 for the Elite version. Phoned up Game and asked if they had any Elites in stock, guy says "No, they're limited edition" then (after being corrected by someone else) says "oh I've been misinformed, we have got some in". So I tell him I'll be there in 30 mins or so. "Get there and queue up, holding my original Xbox 360. Notice someone bringing out the new Elite for a customer, then a woman comes up to me and says "Are you trading that in?" "Yes, I want to get the new Elite", I say. "Oh, they're limited edition I'm afraid, we haven't got any in stock" "Well you had some in stock when I phoned 30 minutes ago, and that couple over there has just bought one", I reply "Oh! Err... oh you better queue up then" Finally get to the till, and what do I get? Yep, limited edition blah blah, none in stock. Then the guy asks the manager who informs him they've got loads in stock and they're all piled at the top of the stairs! Customer service isn't what is used to be!! "Had me on the edge of my seat right to the end........a real pageturner!" - Gemmill, Toontastic Probably one of those "you had to be there" stories tbf

Sad fuckers because they only gave you a 3?

Don't you sync it with iTunes?

I'm sure wor Fish has better things to do than hang around Smoothys old work place!

Hard to have sympathy for a bloke who get's a £4mil payoff for being incompetent tbh.

Perfect!

Why? You thinking of going via Nigeria?

Had a similar thing at the weekend when I wanted to trade in my Xbox 360 for the Elite version. Phoned up Game and asked if they had any Elites in stock, guy says "No, they're limited edition" then (after being corrected by someone else) says "oh I've been misinformed, we have got some in". So I tell him I'll be there in 30 mins or so. Get there and queue up, holding my original Xbox 360. Notice someone bringing out the new Elite for a customer, then a woman comes up to me and says "Are you trading that in?" "Yes, I want to get the new Elite", I say. "Oh, they're limited edition I'm afraid, we haven't got any in stock" "Well you had some in stock when I phoned 30 minutes ago, and that couple over there has just bought one", I reply "Oh! Err... oh you better queue up then" Finally get to the till, and what do I get? Yep, limited edition blah blah, none in stock. Then the guy asks the manager who informs him they've got loads in stock and they're all piled at the top of the stairs! Customer service isn't what is used to be!!

QFT Can't get mine until December though

Me too after reading that!

Bloody hell, if you had swapped Owen for Martins that would of been a clean sweep! Eh? Wasn't the full time score 3-1? ...and Owen went off in the 79th minute[/pedant]

Marvelous tactical sub there mahoosive Sam.

PS. Flash twat.

Typical! The one game I don't pay to watch and we're pissing all over them. PS. Posting this from my iPod touch.

HT: 0 - 0 FT: 2 - 0 First Scorer: N'Zogbia Bonus: 85 minutes

They're not skill ratings, you know. Pattison would be hovering around .5 if they were, and I'd have Owen at 8 and Cacapa at 9 (before anyone jumps on me for that random comment, it's because of our return on the money we paid for owen thus far). What do they rate then? Performance? Even funnier if that's the case. Surely it must be something like minutes played offloaded against the total cost of the player (transfer fee + wages to date)?

Aye, I think I've seen a London one before.

Get your laptop a pair of these babies Cool as you like!

Perhaps he should use a small part of his ridiculously large wage and pick up a copy of "Footballing for dummies" so he can learn about hidden secrets such as the offside rule and what constitutes a foul before he makes ludicrous demands about being a regular starter.

Perhaps Umbro are doing a special promotion, buy 1,000,000 shirts and get a free Ronaldinho.