MrBass

You found that lamppost then?

True story!

I tihnk it's probably becuase there's been a big resurgence in giving young ex-players a crack at national team jobs straight away. Klinsman, Van Basten, Billic, Hughes, all went into international management with no experience but did an excellent job. I'm not saying Shearer should get it, I'm just saying it's not as far fetched as you think it is when you look at recent history. That and Allardyce and Redknapp are shit!

I'll be crap for £2m I'll do it for two sacks of spuds a week. I could use a bit of media presence in my life. I'll buy you a DVD for Christmas.

I'll be crap for £2m

They were all shite, including Lampard. However, Gerrard escapes criticism for some reason, whereas Lampard gets slated. Apart from Bridge, Gerrard was the worst player on the pitch tonight. He must have made 1 pass which got to another England player. Fair play for admitting that, I fully expected you to be defending him! By the way what is it with rugby fans (like my housemate) wanting England to lose at football? I'm not a rugby fan but I still cheered England on in the world cup. Fucking scum the lot of them. Because rugby is a game for twats. Any truth in the rumour you were supposed to be doing the England song for Euro 2008 btw? "Get out!" If you were going for a catchy title wouldn't "They're out!" be more appropriate?

FYP

I think it's fucking shocking that he get's a £2.5million pay-off for getting sacked. FFS, what muppet draws up these contracts. Surely you'd just put a clause in that states if England fail to reach the Euros then the contract is terminated with no pay off? Wish I could get a years salary for being incompetent!

They were all shite, including Lampard. However, Gerrard escapes criticism for some reason, whereas Lampard gets slated. Apart from Bridge, Gerrard was the worst player on the pitch tonight. He must have made 1 pass which got to another England player. Totally agree. At least Lamps showed good composure for the pen. Must confess, I thought he was going to sky it. Beckham and Crouch are the only two for me that deserve any praise, particularly Beckham. For a guy who's supposedly lacking fitness and was dropped by McClown as a statement of intent, he's the only player that showed any urgency or desire to win imo.

Damn straight! My whorebag of an ex firstly ended a 5 year relationship via email, the cowardy bitch. Then gave the whole "but I want to stay friends" bullshit speil just to try and make things easier for her as she knew full well she was ending it to hook up with a bloke she worked with and had been seeing behind my back. Then, to top matters off, left me with £15k of her debt AND went to a solicitor to try and get half my fucking house!

Sorry to hear that mate, worse time of the year too. Chin up though, keep yourself busy and turn to your family and friends for support. Old cliché, but time does heal all wounds.

What happens if Kaka goes to Real Madrid and Ronaldinho goes to Chelsea? Cue the half arsed jokes...

Cheers all!

Wouldn't this have been better as a PM?

Likewise!

I don't know any mackems but for the purpose of this exercise I'm quite happy to pretend to! LU4

When are you going you big fruit? I'm on the 5th floor btw! Depends what their return and exchange conditions are like. I get bored easily. If my ring shows any signs of having been tampered with then you can't take me back, classes as soiled goods! Not what you wanted to hear I know! Floor 5?? He'd be entitled to get a full refund under the Trading Standard laws! Spoilt for choice with that lot methinks!

Anyway, kinda back on topic, apparently she's going to be the next Bond girl.

your just jealous caus you,d love to be able to go to Gemmill chemist and need to buy just for men 2 for one [hank marvin] Quality!

Didn't you post this a couple of years ago? *pops off to go check* Edit: Yup! http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?showtopic=390 Recycling your own jokes, tsk tsk Mr Hayton!

Unfortunately I reckon the jammy fcuks will get through.

I bet you were gutted when someone else said Goddard. Was that the most obscure one you could think of? Parky keeping the IMDb search engine rather busy!

Roland Emmerich

I like that Unforunately I don't think we can field 16 men without someone noticing!