MrBass

If she wants a good chinese, nothing beats a Wok On Wheels, it's about 5 mins walk fromt he oracle, or they can deliever it to where she's staying. If you go a little out of Reading to fleet, there's an all you can eat Chinese restaurant. If chinese isn't your thing, I'd recommend either Xenuk or Miah's Curry House. Both do great curry and the service is great. Of course if push come to shove, there's a Harry Ramsden's not far from the Mad Stad. 81062[/snapback] Some classy ideas there mate, now then anyone got any sensible ones? 81067[/snapback] Aye, she's 15 minutes up the road from me! I'll whack the kettle on and do her a Pot Noodle! 81157[/snapback] "a Pot Noodle" is that slang for "up the arse"?

I agree with that, I never found him funny in the slightest 80532[/snapback] Orwight? Jesus wept! 80566[/snapback] Shouldn't that be "Orwight up the back?"

Does the Mr T one give you wrong directions if you're going to the airport?

There's even less which don't cause an influx of N-O mods... 77178[/snapback] I browse on this forum all the time anyway I swear Craig your name was italicised at the bottom for about 15 minutes, that didn't take long to write. Ducked out of posting something? 77181[/snapback] I went for a shit Ally - is that OK by you? 77198[/snapback] I hope you've documented it in the Rancid Turds thread.

Got one here mate. Albeit a bottle blonde like. 78692[/snapback] ...and the big tits are you and who else?

No probs. I'll get two - one for the freezer. 78624[/snapback] 78680[/snapback] That's exactly how I read it when I first scanned through!

Make that two blondes with big tits. Cheers

I.T. staff are never useless but with all the shite we have to put up with day after day from mind numbingly stupid end users, we just don't give a shit anymore!

I concur.

I closed a deal for £237,270 and my briefcase held a whopping £0,01 ... so much easier when there's no real money involved!!

Especially the account ones!

Lucky bastid!

Scones, shmones! One glimpse of my rock hard buns is all it takes.

Annoying isn't it. I incurred a £20 charge on my Sky credit card because I forgot I used it to buy a Crimbo pressie and, for some strange reason, didn't bother opening my mail for a couple of weeks. By the time I opened my statement they'd already slapped the £20 fee on my account.

That should back you up again nicely til the Monday though. 78039[/snapback] As Meenzer will comfirm, that I guess would only make it worse, the constant stretching of the anus would surely loosen it up and shit could theoretically just fall out unexpected. You could be on the frozen ailse at Adsa say and bingo, you push your trolley through your own turd without even realising! Scary! 78068[/snapback]

I don't think he eats his rancid turds tbh. Perhaps, "you are what you shit" would be more apt? 78047[/snapback] Unlike you, I wasn't implying he is a rancid turd tbh. 78060[/snapback] Oh... my bad!

Try designing a decent avatar, that should kill a few hours. 78050[/snapback] Says Thundercat man! 78051[/snapback] That's "Mr" Thundercat man to you! Loved you in The Island btw, what's Scarlett Johansson like in person?

Try designing a decent avatar, that should kill a few hours.

I don't think he eats his rancid turds tbh. Perhaps, "you are what you shit" would be more apt?

That's very special.

Bit old this but as it's so darn funny I thought I'd post it anyway. ...to the tune of The Macarena Sitting in my house, and I know that I'm alona, Feeling kinda horny, gotta jingle on my bona. Go and grab a Penthouse, it's the one with Sharon Stona. Heeey Masturbater!! I go a little faster and it's feeling kinda nicea, Once ain't enough so I have to do it twicea. If you wanna spank the monkey I can give you good advicea. Heeey Masturbater!! I use some baby oil or a little Vaselina, Laying down a towel so I keep my carpet cleana. Never shake my hand cause you don't know where it's beena. Heeey Masturbater!! I do it in the car when I'm driving down the streeta, One hand on the wheel and the others on my meata. I can't get out of the car cause I'm sticking to the seata. Heeey Masturbater!! Since I was a kid I have been a Masturbater. Choke the chicken, hum the knob, squeezing the tomatea. I've looked at Ms. November now I'm gonna decorate her. Heeey Masturbater!! Buffing the banana, Mr. Lizard shaking bakin' Pounding on the flounder and its mayonnaise I'm amaking. Spank the frank, wax the carrot, God my hand is aching. Heeey Masturbater!!

A banana blip if ever there was one.

Being the übergeek that you are, can't you expand the mod yourself?

Great, I'm only going to live until I'm 53!