MrBass

Marvelous tactical sub there mahoosive Sam.

PS. Flash twat.

Typical! The one game I don't pay to watch and we're pissing all over them. PS. Posting this from my iPod touch.

HT: 0 - 0 FT: 2 - 0 First Scorer: N'Zogbia Bonus: 85 minutes

They're not skill ratings, you know. Pattison would be hovering around .5 if they were, and I'd have Owen at 8 and Cacapa at 9 (before anyone jumps on me for that random comment, it's because of our return on the money we paid for owen thus far). What do they rate then? Performance? Even funnier if that's the case. Surely it must be something like minutes played offloaded against the total cost of the player (transfer fee + wages to date)?

Aye, I think I've seen a London one before.

Get your laptop a pair of these babies Cool as you like!

Perhaps he should use a small part of his ridiculously large wage and pick up a copy of "Footballing for dummies" so he can learn about hidden secrets such as the offside rule and what constitutes a foul before he makes ludicrous demands about being a regular starter.

Perhaps Umbro are doing a special promotion, buy 1,000,000 shirts and get a free Ronaldinho.

Where does it mention about Northern footballers? Northern cities yes, northern footballers, no. I think it's a good article myself and, from what I've gathered from reading posts about England on here, pretty spot on with it's assumption of fans from Northern cities footballing bias.

Personally I wouldn't class him as crap. He's just lazy and uninterested the majority of the time imo.

Yeah I noticed that on the tube yesterday and couldn't help but be impressed.

What are the chances of keeping Meenzer out this thread as we all know what's coming.

Where's Gol or MattM4? Surely our resident experts can come up with some?

Wot no Gemmill

He hates Newcastle Utd. To be fair if I were him I wouldn't want to get into the game of endless demonstrating his "love" for the club either, he'd have to spend more time at it than playing, training or even returning from injury. I know you're 'avin' a larf but it wouldn't do any harm now and again, would it? Especially at present. I know 'he doesn't have to' etc. Totally agree.

Wouldn't be the first time there's been a mini uproar at Le Havre.

Amen to that, brother. As I said this morning, some of the simpletons chasing Owen away should be careful what they wish for. They'll maybe realise that as we're scrabbling around in the bottom six with a team of committed Ramages, Pattisons and Ameobis.

Looked more to me like Martins going off... or Martins in general. However, Owens goal celebration was rather subdued so perhaps he thought otherwise?

Seconded. Crap journalism at its most crappiest.

Right on cue!

I don't care if I am a divvie but I find that statement fucking disgusting. You're not the only one. It's funny that some people on here are quick to take the piss when people jump to the defence of Martins, but dare say a word about Owen and you're hounded out the conversation pretty quickly. If this was a story about Martins, I'm sure the reactions from some would be very different. Yes Owen's a class player, but he's also a class twat imo.

If what happens - Mahoosive Sam drops Oba or Owen plays for England then is injured for us?

There'll be no-one left standing for the second half!