MrBass

Great half of football that. We played some lovely stuff. Don't think the refs had too bad a game tbf, Schär only got booked because kicking the ball away is a mandatory booking. Maybe he's given a few too many chances to Partey but that's the only criticism I can give.

What a fucking cross, and majestic header!

Miserable cunts are still claiming the ball went out of play last season

I'll start the bidding at 50-0, Shearer with 10 hat-tricks and another 10 braces. Lego-heed to finish with this one,

Tonali will be demanding overtime pay

ISAAK!!

All probably switched off expecting the fat cunt to blow his whistle.

I know strikers are supposed to be selfish but it’s not like he’s in a rich vein of form.

FFS Isak!

We interrupt this broadcast to give you news on the much more important game later.

“That made the difference” Fuck off Smith you twat.

ISAAAK!

FYP

I didn't, I quoted you, there's a difference.

Nah, they clearly photoshopped the pair in afterwards.

On that basis I'm going to have to go for a tight 1-1 win with Philippe Albert scoring six exquisite lobs.

Punctuation aside, that's a

FFS! All that domination and they get one with their only real attack