Kevin Carr's Gloves

I am totally failing to come up with a suitable Punjab

This trade deal with India seems to be a bit shit.

Do you think little Joe will get picked again?

I know we all want to qualify for the CL but I’m 56 and this the best season I have ever witnessed. No matter what happens from here on in this season will go down in history for me.

Can anyone picking out individual players as being poor please name who played well?

Everyone was

Everyone has

When things go against us we just surrender

There’s too many players just off it. It’s like a disease one is off the whole team are.

The whole team has been shit, nobody is playing well.

Harvey Barnes is below par today

We need to fuck off with long free kicks

That’s actually the most interesting story which may well have happened I have ever seen on there.

Can we suspend @Gemmill for tonight before he jinxes all the results we’re looking for?

I’ve never had pride in my country, it’s fuck all to do with me, what should I be proud of.

It’s only a horrible job because they are cunts. If they weren’t then they would admit to being human and making mistakes. Unfortunately they all suck big 6 cock and don’t want the mistakes they make on purpose highlighting.

The problem is the people, referees are all cunts.

Unrelated but when I was at physical rehabilitation in the army one lad had both lower arms blown off in a mortar attack. Everyone called him safe because he was armless.

That was a much better fight than I expected.

If we can beat Chelsea and Everton at home I think we’re 5th behind Liverpool, Arsenal, Man City and Forest. I think Liverpool and Forest can take a point each off Chelsea.

It seems ridiculous to me you can have a director of the FBI who has never been in the FBI.

It’s a ridiculous fight even that boring boxing stalker hasn’t posted about it.

Does burning one house make you an arsonist? It’s not like it’s a hobby.

He’s my uncle.

His former business associate, burnt his house down too. Doesn’t make him a Tory though.