Kevin Carr's Gloves

I mean the Independent is the journalistic equivalent of yours and @Renton doom predictions but ok.

Crystal Palace vs Brentford on tv. Will it register on viewing figures databases?

It’s called chainsaw shitting, very popular among the cognoscenti of Ashington.

Without VAR we draw this 2-2 and some idiots on here want it gone

They are journalists not pundits

It’s a very tough field, to make a decision on. Joe Cole is up there with Troy Deeney and anybody who ever played for Arsenal. But on radio you have Gaby Agbonlahor, Jamie O’hara, Robbie Savage and Chris Sutton. I’m not sure I can pick one out tbh

Seeing as everyone was shit picking out specific mistakes seems a bit unfair unless you do it for everyone.

Need to Bring Isak off

They’ve all been awful

Fucking useless cunts

Fucking keep the fucking ball

We are killing our selves here.

I am 100% certain he phones these in, he seems to have the IQ of Forest Gump but without the endearing charm.

Fit for Italy != fit for NUFC

I mean St James park pitch is 345’ and he must have at least run the length of that this season.

That sounds about right, like I said they have spent billions and they would need to make £100 million a year profit for 30 years to break even not taking into account inflation. It’s going to blow up in their faces some time.

Their revenue can't be that great otherwise they wouldn't have to cover their losses over £105 million. I think personally they are in a dangerous position. A hedge fund has bought them for £2.75 bn, they have spent another £3/4 bn on players and they are losing money every year. At what point does this hedge fund let this keep going before asking where the return on the investment is?

I hope nobody goes in for him.

That thread is possibly the most ironic thing in human history.

Have they given him the bird?

It doesn’t mention anyone at all so I wouldn’t pee your pants yet.

He’s got way too much hair cunt.

Their goal was the spawniest I have ever seen.