Kevin Carr's Gloves

I don't understand loyalty questions from fans, football is not the same as it was even in the 80's. Players are just employees and who here wouldn't move jobs for better pay and benefits out of loyalty to their employer. Fuck it I would sell company secrets if I could find a buyer.

Have you seen the dick (Finlay not Tom) claims Duke Ellington was his Godfather.

See you Gideon ya wee radgie prick. Ahm gonnae batter yur cunt in.

Also stolen from George Takei https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/11202847_1308548119174638_1514595897182161735_n.jpg?oh=800929d3975285a66240dc8b4572a24e&oe=56262EED

You do that all by yourself.

That's cremation for you.

When was the last time a taxi driver paid tax?

I watched episode one and thought it was shit. Watched Dirk Gently though and really enjoyed it.

Spy, I was a bit pissed but thought it was hilarious. Especially Jason Statham.

You think crowds in Britain shouldn't favour British players?

Happy birthday to you, you were born in a zoo, you look like a..... Oh wait a minute.

He'll start arguing with himself soon.

Oh no............

No it's the sassenach snake slap.

I know it's like nice guys who pretend to be bad in the wrestling.

But one of the most educated so we know exactly what's wrong with us.

So when you drink wine you take it out of the fridge so you don't have to keep going back to the fridge to fill it up? But for every glass you go to the freezer to get more grapes?

I like how common sense solutions are now called life hacks.

Tell her to pretend to be Swiss, you know like American's pretend they're Canadian.

In a cehicular incident. Ripped up both knees Snapped left femur Shattered right femur as it was forced through my hip bone. Broke my right hip bone. Broke 6 ribs Broke right clavicle Dislocated both shoulders Major whiplashinjuries

I reckon non illness rules I may win this one

Is she the one who forgot she had arms earlier in the tournament.

Am I missing something here, I thought there were 4 up there?

I went and did a degree.

I changed career at 40. It was the best thing I ever did.