Kevin Carr's Gloves

A tough one what with England not being there. I knew atleast one fucking sweaty would put that (you lot are as bad as them cunts down in sunderland) I voted for portugal, Italy would be a close second Except I am English you cock munching fuckwit.

A tough one what with England not being there.

Everybody who has ever been on it is a 2 week old cum rag. People who watch it need to find something better to do so these cum rags dont keep getting the attention they crave and influencing young children into thinking being a media seeking cum rag is a viable career choice. Cum rag.

Everybody would and did start at home and end at home as has been previously said.

If this conversation gets any more poncier I am going to be ill.

Stop letting Meenzer talk you into just one more cocktail.

The toilet seat is actually designed to sit while wiping. The contours stretch the cheeks apart so maximum wipage can be achieved. Those who stand push their cheeks together causing aditional clagnuts. So standers equals doity bastards.

The Specials - Rude boy outta jail

Red hot chilli peppers - Special secret song from the Uplift mofo party plan album The Specials - Gangsters The Clash - White man in hammersmith palais Joy Division - She's lost control Placebo - Nancy Boy The Cure - Forest And a sub of Maximo Park - Grafitti edit - I cant count.

Is it just current prem players? If not then Beckham.

Did my first gig at the Cumberland arms.

I would have to lump the IPL in with that. India has poverty on a scale unimaginable in Britain and yet the wealth it has thrown at Cricketers is obscene.

Really. So every time he's been arrested or got pissed it's been in the papers. They'd have to give him his own daily column. You really don't have a clue. Maybe he was in "clink" whatever the fuck that is, all I know is my mate sat with him in hospital for four hours. I should of got the itinary of the night shouldn't I times, movements everything, so I could convey it to some cockney wank on a toon forum shouldn't I, just in case he thought I was making it up. I've got no reason to lie, there's a lad who posts on here who knows me and my mate, he will be able to confirm what I've said when he sees him on Tuesday and speaks with him. Clink is prison mate. He was either in prison or in hospital, which one is it? If he was in hospital he must of injured himself. As I said if he had it would be all over the papers as they have it in for him at the moment. seems a bit convenient that he was slagging Spurs when you were just doing the same in another thread. I smell bullshit. fucking hell if your going to lie at least make it convincing. Fucking Geordie using a sick ex player as a way of having a pop at Spurs. And you think we are wankers. Would not be in prison until he has been to court fuckwit. Maybe a police cell and then a decision on wether or not to charge would be taken. If a pshyochological issue has come up then that would be taken into consideration. Not everyone that commits a crime is charged and sentenced a full evaluatuion would be taken. You obviously know a lot.

RIP Sir.

Got to be Euro's surely?!! If it is £8m that will be mental. Isn't that nearly £8m nowadays anyway.

I think he is a cocksucker overdue a kicking.

Slightly off topic but when we send the sex offenders from Peterhead for this type of thing I always want to ring the hospital and ask if they can do it as roughly as fuck.

What kind of dog is that?

Did anyone else know they were properly reforming to tour?

Indy. It was fun nothing more or less.

Yes but Scott McDonald has not said he wants to leave.

Did you just make that up for a laugh?

Whats happening with them sponsoring us?

Scores goals when played and has done it consistently. I know he may not be the world beater we all want but may be able to fill a gap for a season.

Likewise marra I tried 4 times to join but my epiliepsy let me down on all occasions Really lads be thankful you didn't it can really mess your head up.