Kevin Carr's Gloves

I would be happy with Lennon because I think he is better than Milner. On another note I was getting increasingly anxious about our lack of transfer acitivity then realised apart from Spurs (where are they getting all this cash from?) we are not making any less actual signings than most other clubs. I Think.

I was sitting at my computer surfing the web.

I wouldn't be so sure he was taking the piss he is a right wing tory bigot.

Atari Lynx was a grest console just had about 10 games. AVP and doom were great. What is the name of that ridiculously long puzzle solving fucking world you entered through the fire place. It is on PC too.

Probably chomping but you sound like a cunt. Your fucking winding me up chap right? It's simple chap, it's called LIFE. That is correct. LIFE. It's what people who live life, call KEEPING IT REAL. Keep it real fella. Keep it real. Anyway, I didn't whack her did I? So I ain't a cunt. Fucking next time tho I'll whack her, me slob of a wife and me bairn (if I get pissed enough and they piss me off enough). We can't help who we are fella and yeah, drink has a lot to answer for but if the women in my life learned to keep their mouths shut and speak when I give the green light, I wouldn't have to post little snippits of my life on this here forum chap. End of the day they are lucky that deep down I'm not a bad fella really. Remember that. No not winding you up you sound like a cunt. Even more so now.

I wanted to see him cry and didnt gutted.

Probably chomping but you sound like a cunt.

Jens Lehman is atrocious.

I hate to be a Phillistine but it sounds shite. And the second reviewer is just a fucking wanker.

Mr Woodcock. Dont bother.

I understand he's got progressively worse though I haven't bothered with him since The Village. His new one might be canny though. I like Mark Whalberg.... The Village is comfortably one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Cant be any worse than signs.

Sooooooooooo so many it is hard to know where to start. In the stage door one night and see a coloured girl absolutely beautiful looking. I walk up to her say hello and ask her where she is from as her accent is strange. She tells me she is polynesian. Now I must say I was drunk although that is no excuse to my reply of "Oh I saw a David Attenburgh show about you lot the other day". After about 10 seconds of silence I just left.

What kind of birds?

He looked a bit Ameobi like yesterday.

Ballack was a complete liability in the last 20 minutes.

The wife watches it and so by default so do I. There is a new character called Ravi who blatantly cannot act. I dont mean he is a bad actor I mean the concept is completely beyond him. He must be a relative of the producer or something.

It's weird reading an argument when you have chosen to ignore one of the participants.

A tough one what with England not being there. I knew atleast one fucking sweaty would put that (you lot are as bad as them cunts down in sunderland) I voted for portugal, Italy would be a close second Except I am English you cock munching fuckwit.

A tough one what with England not being there.

Everybody who has ever been on it is a 2 week old cum rag. People who watch it need to find something better to do so these cum rags dont keep getting the attention they crave and influencing young children into thinking being a media seeking cum rag is a viable career choice. Cum rag.

Everybody would and did start at home and end at home as has been previously said.

If this conversation gets any more poncier I am going to be ill.

Stop letting Meenzer talk you into just one more cocktail.

The toilet seat is actually designed to sit while wiping. The contours stretch the cheeks apart so maximum wipage can be achieved. Those who stand push their cheeks together causing aditional clagnuts. So standers equals doity bastards.

The Specials - Rude boy outta jail