Kevin Carr's Gloves

Under Roeder we have played dreadful football. We lose posession more than at any time previously. He should tell Given to stop hoofing into there half as it comes back 2 minutes later. We have no direction on the field and no sign of a concentrated build up. Nobody looks comfortableon the ball and they all want to get rid of it asap except milner who runs it into the corner and loses it. Just over 10 years ago we were in the top 3 in the league and playing wonderful football. Now we are barely considered mid league SKY cancels plans to show our game and the football isn't worthy of the name. Fat Fuck Fred has succeeded in reducing our expectations alright if you are accepting this.

Freddy refusing to sell. COs he is a cunt. Sorry Cath.

So what he is saying is. The chairman has told me we're skint. When I took the job I knew this to be the case but was desperate to get back into management to show what I can do. Unfortunately that's not much. I have told him we need a good target man for the hoof it and hope tactics I have initiated which seemed to work well for Wimbledon in the eighties. The chairman said I may have to change the tactics but they are the only ones I know. Pretty sure we won't go down though so I get another season next year. Thats 3 and breaks my record.

Lucas Neill has spurned interest from Liverpool and agreed a two-and-a-half year deal with Premiership strugglers West Ham. Liverpool was widely thought to have been the wantaway Blackburn defender's destination, but on Wednesday night he agreed terms on a lucrative contract with The Hammers. Alan Curbishley is desperate to strengthen his team for their fight against relegation and has offered attractive terms to Neill, though The Hammers are reported still to be negotiating with Rovers. "Lucas has agreed terms on a two-and-a-half year deal and is looking forward to the challenge ahead," Neill's agent Peter Harrison is quoted in The Times. Neill's decision to choose The Hammers over Liverpool will exasperate Reds boss Rafa Benitez who hinted for the first time on Wednesday that a deal for Neill had hit a stumbling block.

Pretty sure it lead to the first goal and the free kick that got taylor sent off.

I think it isn't the racism it's the bullying aspect with all the white girls picking on the coloured one. This may be just a coincedence. But jade has been sacked in absentia from her post as patron of an anti bullying charity.

Nah, we're not dirty, just experienced in life and not afraid to talk about lets say delicate subjects ....there is a difference! I used a wink your honour I used a wink Ok, you are excused, but I'll be watching you!!!! You are dirty though, aren't you? Yes I am.

Sorry, did you have a point to make? yes, i.e. who the fuck is going to replace Roeder? Yes just because he is shit that is no reason to get rid of him.

Nah, we're not dirty, just experienced in life and not afraid to talk about lets say delicate subjects ....there is a difference! I used a wink your honour I used a wink

All the ladees on here are well dirty.......... Please don't kill me.

Now why would you want him when you have me? Yeah Toonraider is a chick we need them for the cooking and cleaning advice.

Snowing like fuck in East Kilbride.

He must feel like he's constantly in one of those nightmares where you're running in glue. I had one of those dreams the other night and dreamt I turned around and ran backwards and was much quicker. Maybe he should try that. At least it would improve his chances of gathering those shit passes.

... on life support On way to morgue....

Fat Fred sack someone for an actual reason when they really need to be sacked. Come off it.

On the whole SWP thing. Although he is a tad over rated and may not be any better than Milner at crossing. At least he has pace. Milner looks like he is running through mud most of the time.

Am I being a turncoat by hoping it's true and he resigns?

Apart from the Goal Milner was just as atrocious as everyone else. Constantly running into blind alleys and failing to deliver anything like a decent ball.

To be fair everybody was shocking tonight. That was the worst display by a NUFC team I have ever seen.

So will all threads now be turned into meaningless crap by the retards from NO?

Aye just cut too easily.

I believe it may have been me and my twitchy finger can't find the thread tho ? Ah yes, the twitchy finger thread. Has that been resolved or do you consider it a nice bonus now? it "comes and goes" now so it can come in quite handy in a crisis !! When the rabbit's batteries go flat? Never mind the batteries, she's worn the end of it flat. I thought this was going to be about bird watching Instead you got a thread about female masturbation. Don't complain. I'm not although I would like Radgy to post a picture to prove she does this I don't believe her

Ali showed up at Coopers "this is your life as they are mates"

Just finished Artemis Fowl and the lost colony

Only 5 years older than Rocky then.