Kevin Carr's Gloves

One of the few successful diasporas in the uk where they were welcomed and settled with little opposition.

Kind of Europe, I think we have to play something like 20 games to qualify for the conference. This is an exaggeration for comedy effect.

Motherwell qualify for Europe!!!! Well kind of.

£1700 a week after tax.

Gillespie is a decent 3rd choice keeper, I don’t see a better one coming in to warm the bench.

That writer must be a footballing genius to work out Newcastle would be better if they had home grown wunderkinds. I’m surprised football clubs around the world aren’t breaking down his door to get insights like that.

I despise Leeds so I’m good with them going down.

Jamie Redknapp + cognitive reasoning =

Russian guy beats drug cheat, fuck me but that’s a no win situation for boxing.

Get him toys he just looks board.

Fucking hell this football is atrocious

For a second there I thought you could see my manscaping in a reflection.

We have astroturf because our dog completely destroyed our lawn. I feel we have enough other plants to compensate.

I think BJ might call a snap election if he thinks he can win.

Someone should contact them from the Spanish group call Nuestra banderas di St Iago el nuevo castillo about making a fan alliance.

I remember when people told me I would get to like Lee Bowyer. I never did.

My dad used to be head bouncer at Crocodillos in the 80s

As serious a subject as this is I’m just chuckling at your use of the word crossbars.

Dummet will be sold to Riyadh Rangers for £400million in the summer

If we hadn’t become the richest club in the world with eyes on european qualification they might have been playing us next season.

We need a new centre forward in the summer

I hope he dies soon.

I never thought Allardyce was any good but I was sick of Shepherd recruiting shit managers (including Allardyce iirc)