Kevin Carr's Gloves

Last night I dreamt the takepver went through. So that means it is absolutely dead in the water.

Phylicia Rashad doesn't think he's guilty.

Great manager with money to spend, it should be a match made in heaven unless the fans fuck it up completely.

I don't want musicians to have a better deal than the rest of us. That's me being bloody minded I know but fuck them, why should they be able to work abroad and we can't?

Do steroids make you thick as fuck?

How long will it take to load his coffin?

It started to improve after I gave up the herbal life.

Was your sister getting jealous?

To be fair I was totally skint and working shit jobs for most of my life.

Aye it’s tough being a BMW driver who needs an accountant.

If you know an accountant who only charges £200 a year please give me their number.

I was just showing off I have an accountant.

My accountant sorts out all my taxes.

You’re also more a cunt than anyone on the board

1: Why would you seek the opinion of someone who is not an expert? That's just fucking stupid. 2: Only one reason to not be vaccinated and that is if you are medically incapable, otherwise it is a fucking stupid idea. 3: You sound like a thick cunt.

To be honest there is no need for people testing SAAS systems to be onsite anywhere. Also means I don't fall under IR35 tax rules if I use my own equipment and never set foot in the office.

My contract is only up until March so I might have moved on anyway.

I've been working for Scottish ENterprise for a year and I have met none of my colleagues, I don't expect to for at least 6 months either.

Glad I’m not fucking Scottish

How much do you reckon he gets paid? £25k a year?

They also have 2 Motherwell defenders in their team so swings and roundabouts.

Don’t tar us all with the same brush.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/jun/09/leading-biologist-dampens-his-smoking-gun-covid-lab-leak-theory

We are a shit club

Fair enough